Congrats you are the first person to tag me on bsky lol

What happened to my strawberry??

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A skeet and don’t let anyone ever tell you otherwise

Went to Jimbo’s yesterday and met a real life movie star

Got a massage yesterday, was really enjoyable!

I’ve been feeling things so I went outside to get some perspective

I am so mentally exhausted

Love the way carpet feels on my toes

I’m seriously thinking about deleting all my social media except bluesky.

Asked people for emote ideas and this is what I got.

Awww man we are so cooked

For the uninitiated

Is this about that asmon cleaning his sink post?

Another day, another skeet.

There is a cricket outside my window while I am trying to sleep who is testing my patience.

Got to meet this dude and his cows 🤠

Posting these just in case these images don't exist on bluesky yet.

Please please please let there be a mass migration to this site that actually sticks