“Why don’t you want to have a conversation about AI?”

“I broke into your house and stole your shit and now I just want to talk.”

SAM NEILL GENERAL JOHN MACARTHUR If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it? It's got to be big! No slipping something into someones drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast...

Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially

If you crawl into a bear cave while they are hibernating and cuddle with them, that's totally cool, right?

Guy, he replaced his Nazi tattoo with ANOTHER NAZI TATTOO (Fenrir is a symbol of white surpemacy) You'd have to be fucking stupid to think he isn't a fucking Nazi.

Also, asshole, since I LIVE in Maine, I'd like to inform you there are four other people running beside Nazi boy and Mills. Pick one.

Quiet Posters feed not working

why.bsky.team subscribed to the anti anti ai block list, blocking over 300 000 users

If you wonder why the "Quiet Posters" feed doesn't work for you anymore, it is because the @why.bsky.team subscribed to an anti-anti-ai block list, rendering it useless for over 300 000 users. Good job bsky team!!

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Should be one bank for everything. Checking, savings, loans, blood, sperm, spank all under one roof

Comic panel depicting Aunt May near a closed door. She is saying "something must have spilled in there -- inside of Peter's room! It's seeping out from underneath the door! If you bring me a mop, I'll -- oh dear! As soon as I touched it, look what happened! It got all sticky!"

good morning

When the devs pipe up

Edging is stupid. Just cum already dipshit

You don't owe the hamburger shit. It needs to learn to help itself.

Vintage comicbook panel, showing a woman in a nurse's uniform gripping cell bars. Top: "She, too, is in a cage ..." Notice on cage: "Wild human Female. Very rare. Do not annoy."

Monday Mood

Here’s a counter-manifesto to the Silicon Valley fascist madmen: Palantir must be uprooted completely, with public show trials for domestic treason under quick, harsh military tribunals, then the entirety of their technology, holdings and personal fortunes seized for the common good.

here’s everything you missed while bluesky was down today

911: what is your emergency

INVENTOR OF MILKSHAKES: help there’s like a million boys in my yard right now

If there are any Democrats who are thinking of running for the presidency on 2028 on anything less than a clear agenda of widespread prosecution for this administration's corruption and fundamental structural changes to ensure it can't happen again, they should just stop right there.

Hell is described as a "lake of fire" in ancient texts because, at the time, it was the most painful thing that the authors could imagine. Largely due to the fact that capitalism had not yet been invented

Sadly the fight between my coworkers is not to the death

in addition to this I think it's worth bearing in mind that one of bluesky's tech leads once put his phone in a swimming pool because it was overheating then was surprised that this broke it

"I like people who weren't crucified."

Fred Rogers with a big old timey cassette player smiling at the camera captioned always record the police because they are fucking liars

PSA

Screen grab of an email: At an upcoming performance of Carmen on Saturday, May 16, Seattle Opera will be hosting a Furry Night with a special pre-show meet-and-greet with bass-baritone Christian Pursell, who plays Escamillo in the opera. Pursell will appear as his fursona, Chester the Geroo, and will be available for photos before the show. Although Pursell will not be in his fursuit onstage, we are encouraging audience members to attend the opera in their own costumes and fursuits, if they would like.

This amazing (real!) thing that is happening next month would make an absolutely incredible episode of Frasier

Taco Bell is weak on borders

I Know Why the Caged Bird Drags a Tin Cup Against Her Bars
~ working title

together

Don't let them fucking do this @housedemocrats.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov

Tailor Bird sews leaves together with plant fibre to form its nest!

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

screenshot from moon girl and devil dinosaur showing lunella (moon girl) in her pjs and bonnet being lifted up by her friend Casey María Eva Duarte Goldberg-Calderon who is portrayed as an angel with maxi pads for wings. there are roses and sunbeams and lunella looks very surprised

Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur is an incredible show, we need six seasons and a movie