damn that’s sooooo crazy and totally unexpected wowwww

sure it's a tool of social control and surveillance owned and operated by fascists, but it writes work emails for me. on balance who's to say it's good or bad

#tadc POMNI! I'VE TURNED US ALL INTO 🐴PONIES🐎, POMNI!! Isn't this GREAT, POMNI?! WE'RE SO MARKETABLE! WE'RE GOING TO OUTSELL F%$#&ING POKEMON, POMNI!!!

@skunkset.bsky.social and I both will repeatedly marvel over the fucking tide pen I keep in my bag every time it gets used lmao

I couldn't help myself

I’d send this to my crush if I wasn’t a coward lol

The Expendables - "Bowl For Two" (Official Audio) YouTube video by The Expendables

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGsE... 🫠💚

The Infowars news is funny, yes. But more importantly, it is an outright rebuke of Alex Jones' evil.

It's testament to the strength and resilience of the Sandy Hook families who survived this bullshit for more than a decade as well as the Onion, which didn't give up on this for the last 18 months.

hahaha fuck yeah

the Robbie Williams biopic baffles me. why is he a monkey

same aaaaa
I wanna make leek and potato soup once more before it warms up too much lol

honestly the tina would make a fire tattoo also lmao

drawing of tina belcher :)

totoro sketch page :)

drawing of rachael bighead :)

drawing of courage the cowardly dog smoking weed :)

various fanarting :)

omg those totoros, I’d absolutely get ink of one these lmao

Gender should literally just be a common thing that people *should* examine in order to have a fullness of life, even if nothing massively changes. It should be as common as developing a fashion style or a music taste. Deconstruction of societal imprint, no matter how “far” you go, is freedom.

perfect lol

gonzo in a snazzy fit

hello, it’s Gonzo

eepy <3

Massive Attack / Tom Waits - Boots on the Ground YouTube video by Massive Attack

Shit's so fucked, Tom Waits came out of retirement.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Disney has exactly two franchises that are made for endless sequels, and they've squandered them both. The first, Fantasia, because they're too cowardly to create real art. The second, The Rescuers, because they're too cowardly to go back to their roots and tell tales about child abuse.

thank you!

Mox Amber is a quiet image painted with meticulous detail – perhaps too much detail for a tiny trading card. Who would commit to such monotony, knowing it would never be seen at scale?

🎥: youtu.be/yNxh_fEmO1k

I definitely ought to try and find a decent stylus that works for the switch cause drawing with the joysticks is uh

rough

Vince’s first tomolife experience has been enlightening to witness

so far my island is me, my partner, my crush from work and david lynch

@rezllen.bsky.social

I gave him a suit and a blank white room and he loved both lmao