With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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Good morning, B! ☕💙

Thanks, Grace. As always, I appreciate you! 💙☺️

This is what happens when Peter Thiel and his army of tech billionaire Curtis Yarvin worshiping psychopaths who literally say out loud that they hate democracy are able to buy an entire government.
The United States they’re creating is gonna make North Korea look like a free society.

Thank YOU!

Good question.

Nice!

Thank you! 😊

Big time.

That's because you're awesome, my friend. 🙏🏾

Our friend @out5p0ken.bsky.social is a fierce resister who is herself a champion for sexual assault and rape survivors. @thepoopsmith.satan.social in his replies on her rape site post has shown he's not. Many resister still follow this account. I know who I'm allied with. And it's not him.

"The average IQ in Somalia hovers around 70, and that's the threshold for mentally handicapped ... they're a net drain on the society" -- even by MAGA standards, the unvarnished racism of this interview of Rep. Brandon Gill by Benny Johnson is breathtaking

Labor Secretary, FBI Director, Secretary of War—the White House has a drinking problem.

Goodnight Blue Sky

29. In fact, Defendants ignored their own politices and procedures, rushing the story to print without substantively fact-checking the allegations or giving Director Patel a meaningful opportunity to respond—all to publish before the truth could be exposed and derail the Article. [I have put a pink rectangle around the word spelled, "politices."]

Nothing like misspelling a word in the ¶ accusing The Atlantic of failing to take enough time to fact check an article.

[Kash has submitted a new version, and used the opportunity to dox Fitzpatrick's address.]

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Virginia, tomorrow is how we fight back!

The maps decide who has power before a single vote is cast. Either politicians keep rigging the lines, or voters take it back. This is how we win. #VoteYesVirginia

It's much better with you here. 😊

This one goes out to the “Don’t Tread on Me” and the “America is the FREEST Country on Earth” dipshits.

a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says intervention ALT: a group of people are standing in front of a sign that says intervention

This cabinet needs an intervention.

oooooooooooo it's happening!

Yesssssss!!!!!! 🎇

Now that Kash Patel has sued the Atlantic, my only question is whether he’ll drop the lawsuit to avoid discovery before or after Trump fires him.

Where's the rest of the body? Where's Dateline when we need them? 😆

Ummm. No one noticed?