Nicolas Jackson, Bundesliga champion. 🏆

#CFC

💯💯💯 Found myself lamenting (again) why he took the job. Then you remember, you don’t turn down that opportunity, not when it comes so rarely for us. A poisoned chalice from the jump.

Liam Rosenior, I think the jig is up. I never wanted this for him… for his own sake.

#CFC

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#CFC have well and truly 💩 the 🛏️

#BlueCoOut

"He played it into an area where Delap was going to struggle". That'll be the whole fucking pitch then.

Picked the worst day to do a crossbar challenge 😂

#CFC

That’s how it’s going right now. I fear this side will pick it up and hurl it out the window though

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#CFC

The sad excuse for tracking back and defending from … <checks notes>… Garnacho

The heads are not gone yet, but they are definitely on a wobble…

#CFC

Welp. Capitulation incoming.

Garnacho can you beat your man just once… once ffs

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Estêvão off injured

#CHEMUN

*sigh* …come on, Chelsea!

#CHEMUN #CFC

Liam Delap, I don’t wanna say it’s make or break. But this is make or break… BIG TIME.

#CHEMUN

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That will probably be the biggest cheer of the night at Stamford Bridge

#Wordle 1,764 3/6

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#Wordlsky

Entertaining …for who

Good morning skyline!
😃 The good news is Chelsea FC play football today.
😩 The truly distressing news is Chelsea FC play football today.

Just show some semblance of fight for the badge, please.

#CFC #KTBFFH #CHEMUN

Back in the big time! Well done to Super Frank Lampard! 👏🏾

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Shaping up to be a terrible week for #BlueCo

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🦋 @bsky.app effect... also, "reginos" …I suppose I should be happy a human typed that.

millie bright losing the fanbase with every new podcast episode needs to be studied 💀 that thumbnail was the final nail in the coffin

Incredible… and it’s only half time!

#UCL

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#CFC players and reading the room lately. Garna… smh

Ah, this is where the genius/delusion of my plan comes in… a genuine pathway for Shim Mheuka.

Emegha inbound tipped the scales for me.
Delap loan + option seems probable.

Returned from said injury over the weekend.