She’s still a cunt though, some things never change.

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

He has serious issues with balance now and he’s overcompensating. Probably has fallen a few times.

My mom, who made the county-fair-blue-ribbon-winning cherry pie, would be intrigued and would ask for the recipe. What kind of cherries did you use?

A couple of years ago I had a compact car reserved. The guy said, “Just choose anything in this row.” Drove off in an Alfa Romeo.

Did he get some really bad news from his doctors, I’m hoping?

Maybe. I can’t decide. Ask me tomorrow.

This is obviously fake.

The real tablet says “PERSIA is only weeks away…”

States will have to send their ballots in unmarked envelopes so USPS doesn’t know what they are.

Q: What does he smell like?
Mamdani: [rolls eyes] Trust me, you really don’t want to know.

A phone screen is unwatchable, yes.
But it’s funny that my laptop screen is about the same size as the first TV I bought in college (1980s) and I watched everything for a few years on that little b&w screen.

EVERYONE in the US realizes promised economic boon “isn’t materializing.”

Cheaper? Only if those hundreds (or thousands) of hours required to become proficient are not worth anything.

“You know, when I first went into the movies Lionel Barrymore played my grandfather. Later he played my father & finally he played my husband. If he had lived I'm sure I would have played his mother. That's the way it is in Hollywood. The men get younger and the women get older.”

Lillian Gish

Vance is going to be a very weak and ineffective president and will be shown the door by Repubs in the ‘28 primaries.

(No, trump will not finish his term in office, one way or another.)

I get lots of Portuguese-language content on my phone, but never once on my iPad. Same account.

I don’t read Portuguese and have never interacted with any of the posts, but they keep coming steadily.

On days when I’m at home by myself I continue listening to my entire music collection in alphabetical order. Nine Inch Nails today, for the first time in a few years.

What time does sundowning start? 2pm? He has about 1/2 an hour to scribble his signature on stuff he can’t understand.

Will this do?
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Turned on NBC. They talked about “President tipping a DoorDash driver $100”.

This woman participated in GOP ads before playing other roles. There is no DoorDash deliveries to the Oval Office. Please exercise proper judgement when consuming news.

How could it possibly get them killed?

Is “gun control” in the room with him right now?

It won’t be long before nobody admits to voting for him.

IN YOUR GUTS YOU KNOW HE’S NUTS!

We’ve all known for years that the red MAGA hat was “the mark of the beast” on their foreheads.

He really needs a friend right now. That’s the best he can do.

Okay, who did this? 😂

His dream, with Thiel’s help, is to depose trump after January, so he can “legitimately” be president for ten years.

His reality, trump won’t live that long, and he’ll be a uniquely weak and ineffective president, unceremoniously booted by his own party in the 2028 primaries.

Send him on a world tour — North Korea, Turkey, Russia…

How long before a swarm of Iranian drones sinks a US ship?