Sums up prettymuch every relationship I've been in.

this is how I access bluesky

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Except the interns. They deal with everyone's shit for free.

If you see this, post a character that starts with a V.

It's that kind of negativity that repels unicorns.

Gotta go. My ride's here.

"Look, maybe I didn't drop the ring in that exact specific volcano, no. But basically I dropped it somewhere, yeah."

Post you favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

I get my news from a reliable source.

Technically it counts as an offering.

It's like 50/50 for me.

All the devils are here.

I don't think you can just force a complex foundational history like this, but I guess it's worth a shot.

Tbf if the rest of my identity was 'I might have killed your parents for the Soviets during the cold war' I might lean into the arm thing.

Same

How I'm walking out of 2025

I named my fists Papa and Roach cuz I only use them as a last resort.

Buffybot was spewing AI slop before we even had a term for it.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"

I get the feeling some of them would be doing it for free.

Sorry but if this means what I think it does ...

*touches nose*

Not it.

Eh, she's a bit of a pan-fried in butterface.

Maybe you're a precog.

a bearded man wearing a helmet and armor ALT: a bearded man wearing a helmet and armor

Cut to: years in the future, me and the unutterable lurker reenact this meme before getting swarmed by a legion of expressionless half-vampires in leather coats and wraparound sunglasses.

As if I wasn't already.

You're better off not knowing.

I'm not gunna bet against him mating with fungi tbh.

It's only non-violent in the short term. We are setting future generations up with an apocalyptic battle vs all of these semi-venators when he finally makes his play for world domination.

I was gunna comment that I was fairly sure he was dead, but he just resurfaced on this platform.

Sounds like my standard policy of avoiding all children under any circumstance will continue to serve me well.