In a nutshell. 😊

The Madison is so ... confusing.

The Pitt is the best representation of both physical and mental health on screen.

The thing about Swalwell is that women who knew him are like, well duh, and men who knew him are like, I just thought he was a flirt, a player, a cheat, a scumbag but not a criminal. Well, maybe we should stop letting dudes get away with being players, cheats, and scumbags.

Hillary Clinton was right about everything.

Kamala Harris was right about everything.

Both would’ve been incredible Presidents and I remain proud AF to have cast my vote for them.

I’m an atheist but am still pretty confident that if Jesus was here, he’d tell Trump to fuck all the way off with that shit.

Life's really hard right now.

Pete Buttigieg is kinda killing it right now.

I am worried about Natasha Lyonne.

What other women want to jump out of an airplane with me? I never had any interest at all to skydive and now I want to organize a big group of us to do it.

I explained to an acquaintance today how each of my pairs of pants can be work pants, fun pants, yoga pants and exercise pants and I am pretty sure I blew her mind.

I am going to bed wearing a hoodie and I am currently taking bets on polymarket to see how long it takes me to wake up sweating my ass off.

Anyway, we have ample research on how living under a state of sustained terror and stress causes life-long health problems as well as intergenerational epigenetic effects. This feels like it's making you sick because it actually is making you sick.

I guess Barbara dying from meningitis on the episode of Call a Midwife I watched tonight is better than learning we nuked Iran but it still doesn't feel good and I still wasn't prepared for it at all.

Can you imagine becoming the first American pope and then being like, ugh, America? Like that must suck.

Warning for a full sounding test of a siren system for a nuclear generating stations.

I don't know. Maybe don't run a test of an emergency nuclear siren the night that the president threatens to obliterate a civilization.

We can put a man on the moon but still need to endure colonoscopy prep!

Congratulation to Astronaut Christina Koch to be the first woman in history to get that far away from dangerous sexual predator Donald Trump.

I don't know. The leader of a country posting on social media about destroying an entire civilization seems... kinda bad?

I really like watching Sterling K Brown run so I hope his characters continue to run in every tv show he is cast in.

We are totally going to nuke Iran, aren't we?

it is goofy to be old enough to remember when Gmail promised you would never have to delete emails, only to tell everyone there were storage limits unless you paid monthly for extra space in the cloud

EPSTEIN FILES NOW

This is me the last three weeks.

Omg. Baby hyena.

A white poster board sign sporting a checklist - NO KINGS but green checks for books, art, empathy, love, and tacos

I know there's a lot going on

But what the US is doing to Cuba is unconscionable

You cannot support Donald Trump and be a good person at the same time.

Right. I agree. That's my point.

Lin-Manuel Miranda said that the music you listen to between the ages of 13-20 is the music that defines your life the most and I can't argue one bit. #rem #thecure #smallfactory #velocitygirl