and I need to do every single thing in that RPG with the sole exception of actually beating the final boss

giant cookie

The ginge woker

naming the magazine Eva would have been a little too on-the-nose

what did they do to Saaam

also applies to Europeans and Roma

This is a bad piece and you should feel bad for writing it

big if true

Hard to judge F since Liz was kinda sex-repulsed, but Dennis seems like he’d be a real freak. Criss for M and Wesley Snipes for K.

Biden pointing

that anti-vaxxer couple who went “it’s fine, we have other kids” when their young child died of measles is what finally convinced me that there’s no hope for any of those people

maybe another order of cologne decants will fix me

it’s kind of like a hip-hop operating system

high compliment honestly

A printed copy of The Onion dated September 7, 2006, headline “NYC UNVEILS 9/11 MEMORIAL HOLE”

found a 2006 issue of @theonion.com at their super secret newspaper box in Chicago

I recently got a cheapie walking pad so I can no longer use the cold weather as an excuse to not get my steps in

like, I’ve got things going on in my life apart from being trans

I assume the same conservatives wouldn’t be as defensive of a vegetarian waiter who refused to handle orders for meat dishes at a restaurant

the pretzel

Harry Caray’s Vatican City

manifesting

oh jesus, turn back now Bryan, don’t let it suck you in

Israel is pretty much the only thing that has been holding American conservatism back from going fully mask-off with anti-semitism for the past few decades

they painted over the anti-ICE graffiti next to Clinton, but it’ll probably be back within a few days

Not pictured, insulation under the stairs to nowhere

During my brief period of unemployment desperation 15 years ago when I was trying to join the Air Force, it took me maybe three weeks of effort to go from couch potatodom to being able to pass the recruitment benchmarks (got rejected anything for my psychiatric history thankfully)

They were probably blasting the exact same songs on boomboxes on the same trains 40 years ago, they’ve developed taste and situational awareness since then

I’ll occasionally hear old people on the CTA play old-school hip-hop or R&B on portable Bluetooth speakers and I’m like, fine, you get a pass

* OR by Tylenol, absolutely ridiculous

outdo his state album thing by writing a concept album about every city in Florida