1. What is the official Couch and The Rube podcast prediction and over under for Wrestlemania?

Tell me more.

We need sad emoji reactions for this. We don't actually.

Now we can't talk to each other until The Fall.

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Well, I'm not that upset

This is the no peeing portion of the game.

My 95 year old Swedish grandmother, "Who is that white boy? Get him out of there!"

Put the kids to bed. You might not want them to see you like this.

These rims hate us.

I take it back. Start kicking the Huskies in the balls.

I don't understand that x-o's of any sport, but it seems to me that MSU is just having awful luck with the rims. They're getting some looks, rebounds, and playing hard.

This isn't settled yet, ....is it?

One of you isn't paying attention. That's why this is happening.

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Spartans, what is your profession?

1. Maybe losing in the Big 10 tournament and getting some rest while others sweat and expend adrenaline is Izzo and Nightingale's brilliant play... The teams probably aren't up for those games when they know the real tournament starts later. Why waste energy? Early exits are honest in a way.

Are you Amish?

DC and Riverdale?

I am admittedly missing the subtext.

MIGA

What would your policies be?

Is this parody?

By this shit, another U-M /MSU match up.

I see you ignored my pleas and skeet when I'm not looking. Do you enjoy denigrating a fat, bald, maladjusted misanthrope just a little more? Are you attempting to make me even more of a shut-in or neighborhood folk legend? Am I an unimportant, decrepit snaggle toothed miser who growls at strangers?

Is there a teeny weeny chance we have to see this shit one or two more times this year?