He's back, baby!

OMG! @pamtoo.bsky.social

A gun called the "make it rain money maker" that shoots fake dollar bills

Why do I want this so bad?

Lumberjacks are just a lie pushed on us by Big Axe.

Happy Tax Day, you broke ass mofos.

Fridge Magnets and Memory: Part 1 Fridge magnets are more than tacky souvenirs. They're vessels for our memories.

Gather, my friends, and you shall learn the esoteric history of fridge magnets, and how they function as tacky little references for human memory:

It's stuffy in the house because of the warm temperatures from yesterday. And I know that it's humid outside, but some fresh air would be nice. I don't want to run the AC because it's cooler outside than inside. Long story short, windows open and I can't stop sneezing because of my allergies.

So many books! I love to see it.

Just reporting back that it's super sweet. Which is odd because I don't find peanut butter to be inherently sweet. It's so sweet, it's hard to find the tequila in it.

A friend and I decided to "sip" it, which was a mistake. This is definitely a shot tequila.

Prithee, my Lady, can thou direct me to the closest privy?

That was the theme of my Arbor Day BBQ!

It's always fun and games until you accidentally hit yourself in the balls.

@pamtoo.bsky.social David V has now said twice out loud that he wished his high school nickname would have been "pearl". I don't know how to unpack that.

Chat message where an agent says please bare with me and I reply "bear" and sure

Why am I like this?

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

Why are Boomers incapable of just being in a space? I don't need to hear your general commentary on everything around you.

Tickets for this year's Incredible India Festival are on sale now! Sanskritiusa.org

I'll be at the Lakefront Brewery having a fish fry. If you see me, say hello

After four long years, my grandfather finally lost his battle with parkour

lord of the fries

A bottle of Chica Chida peanut butter tequila

Yes or no?

Depluralize a movie.

1 Day of the Condor

My helpful laundry tip is that even though I wash my sheets and towels together, I dry the bedding separately. Takes about 15 minutes and then you reduce the chances that heavy things get tangled in the fitted sheet.

An oil painting in a Renaissance style depicting Jesus rising from his tomb while riding a flying unicorn with a rainbow horn, mane and tail. Two onlookers are gasping in amazement.

Happy Easter!

A man who is so white he’s almost transparent, appearing to fly

SOMEONE ORDER A STUNNER?!

After his resurrection, when Jesus was seen by his disciples, he wasn't recognized until he took off his glasses and shook out his hair in slow motion.

And if you missed it, I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits