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Posts by professor oomf

listen I don’t have a good way to explain this other than that I am gay

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35 lb plate bounced onto my big toe :)

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Monday’s workout was solid

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a girl in a pink dress is standing on a beach ALT: a girl in a pink dress is standing on a beach

Sent my five hinge likes for the day

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That part

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😈

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Spongebob Squidward watching through the window meme

Spongebob Squidward watching through the window meme

Watching Brazil, South Korea and Hungary get rid of their authoritarians

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Rina Sawayama:

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Dire Claw is simply no match for a little gremlin

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#needdat

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Friend me on Pokémon Champions, we need an oomf tournament asap

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Happy bday!

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Wait Kajima kinda…

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You look good in them. Maybe a different pose?

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A solid 4

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I cannot wait for him to fuckin die

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Husband brought up the time I shit my pants at the grocery store during dinner with his parents

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kristi noem’s husband crossdressing in their bathroom while their dog looks on in despair

kristi noem’s husband crossdressing in their bathroom while their dog looks on in despair

me while listening to slayyyter in my bedroom alone:

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Haven’t been asked on a date in so long (not counting the doctor who would cry laugh at his own jokes and regularly use the r slur)

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YES GODDD opened my chakras

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i get so gay off that horchata

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Gotta get more plants for my room, so many of mine died the last couple years and I miss all the green

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Guys talking about being “content creators” on hookup apps like when did pornstar become a slur?

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12 hours later I get one of my favorite poems I’ve written rejected for publication from the literary journal I used to be an editor for…oh so I ain’t shit? Got it

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Right I’m like oh so y’all don’t internalize everything and feel a deep sense of worthlessness when someone you care about criticizes you or leaves you? Just me? My fault gang

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Just learned what RSD is and now so many events in my life are starting to make sense

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It says that you let the boys breathe when they need it most…

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