Imagine a world where everyone just does their motherfucking job 🥰

Hearing adult humans discuss the merits of Fornite in a bar.

In other news, I am old and hate everything.

Tell me why yall motherfuckers only have urgent shit after 4:30pm?

Someone tell me why Photomator isn’t included in this Apple Creator Studio bundle.

‎Coke Wave 3.5: Narcos - Album by French Montana & Max B - Apple Music Album · 2026 · 23 Songs

Digging this Coke Wave tape. Shouts to Max B, still dropping dope shit after 16 years down.

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The amount of hate DC has for Jordan Poole rn 🥹🥹

‎The Iron Wall (feat. FRANKI3) - Song by Infinity Knives & Brian Ennals - Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 4:05

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I’m officially old enough to get several ties for Xmas.

Vanity Fair photographer defends Trump administration portraits - The Washington Post Christopher Anderson, who photographed Trump’s team at the White House for Vanity Fair, defends his unvarnished — and extreme — close-ups.

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Someone just said Jokic is just white Escalade from the And One tour and now I can't unsee it.

At State Dept., a Typeface Falls Victim in the War Against Woke

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@reckless.bsky.social Can you drop a link to the smart shades you talked about on The Vergecast?

‎Hair Down (feat. Kendrick Lamar) - Song by SiR - Apple Music Song · 2019 · Duration 3:36

Vibes rn

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Refs fucked us on that Middleton 3 …

Bagley was huge for us

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Kyle Kuzma getting booed in the middle of the 1st quarter of a November basketball game in DC.

At pardoning ceremony, Trump informs turkey of all he’s accomplished - The Washington Post “Last year’s turkey pardons are totally invalid,” Trump said at the annual event.

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Alex Sarr getting MVP chants in CapOne and immediately missing his free throw is peak Wizards.

This is the best I’ve seen the @washwizards.bsky.social play in YEARS.

I was halfass enjoying this Wale album until Shaboozey popped up on the final track and ruined it for me.

Amazing. www.today.com/news/religio...

‎The Good The Bad The Dollar Menu - Album by Ray Vaughn - Apple Music Album · 2025 · 11 Songs

I'm a few months late. But this Ray Vaughn album is excellent.

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Brand New: New Logo and Identity for Inventure by Bedow New Logo and Identity for Inventure by Bedow

🔥
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Important investigative journalism happening in the family chat rn

Can Mamdani win so I can watch basketball and go to bed? Please and thank you.

How I watch soccer with the group chat.

Tom Brady cloning his dog is the Tom Brady-est headline ever.

So much worse on a rooftop. I really gotta quit smoking.

When I go outside to smoke without my children.

Neither, but probably Bethesda