@clickhole.bsky.social Headline: Judy Garland’s Trolley said WHAT?!

once again, I (middle child) have saved my mom from a massive phishing scam, yet I am not the smart, talented daughter, or the beautiful, successful one, I am the funny giggly loser who is going nowhere but I also don’t think I could handle the pressure of the others tbh!!!!

I’ll hit you with my own car, happy to do it

Pearl is mad that I’m drivin his dad’s car bc I’m not his dad

hey who wants to donate to the tip fund for my personal friend Eileen Dover’s drag brunch today, OR who wants to buy big mf Rach a drink

Fitz asked me to help him create an invite so that he can tell us all the story of his car theft, $10 suggested donation my ass

this was him comin to the pool today to tell me about it

neighbor called me at 2:05am to tell me his car had been stolen

Alexa, play Stateside and tell me the current temp as well, thanks, diva

he’s twisted

this was so fucked up

Bill Hader’s been single for months now why hasn’t he asked me out yet

YUUUUUP

nice try, sucker, you can’t stump Big Rach

🥹🥹

missed u too, shitass!!!!!

whazaaaaaaaa🩷

hi, buddy!!!

hello

happy birthday to YOU, babe!!! To us!!!

I’m on the door from Titanic

big RACH!!!!!!!

big RACH!!!!!!

my honeybun, my twin, we are SO CLOSE

yes, please tell him to come home

miss u, my fried

got a new “jam jam lipstick” and I love it can I get a big RACH!!!!

we do now, mf!!!!