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For the record: The Washington Post is run by partisan hacks who think we won't remember that they took the *exact* opposite stance when it was Republicans pushing their own gerrymandering grab in Texas last year -- *without* putting it up for a vote.

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The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.”

Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy.

“I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

The Onion plans to turn Infowars into a comedy site with satirical echoes of the fringe conspiracy theories that Mr. Jones is known for. Tim Heidecker, one of the comedians behind “Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!” on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim, has been hired to serve as “creative director of Infowars.” He said he initially plans to parody Mr. Jones’s “whole modus operandi.” Mr. Heidecker has been working on his impression of Mr. Jones. But eventually, when that joke gets old, Mr. Heidecker said that he hoped to turn Infowars into a destination for independent and experimental comedy. “I just thought it would be just a beautiful joke if we could take this pretty toxic, negative, destructive force of Infowars and rebrand it as this beautiful place for our creativity,” Mr. Heidecker said in an interview. During a recent trip to Philadelphia, he traveled to the Liberty Bell to film a video in character as the new creative director of Infowars.

Get excited.

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Amir Makled defeats UM Regent Jordan Acker to win the Michigan Democratic Party's endorsement for the University of Michigan's governing board in another win for the party's progressive wing. Incumbent Paul Brown won the party's other endorsement.

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Everything the Ellison family could own if Paramount buys Warner Bros:

Paramount+
CBS
CNN
Showtime
HBO
Warner Bros
TNT
TBS
MTV
DC Studios
Nickelodeon
Comedy Central
Cartoon Network
And more...

This is a rotten deal that the Trump regime has rubber stamped.

State AGs must step in and block it.

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That ghoul would be too jealous of the drip, he'd tell other people that's him under those dope vestments

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The reason why people are sick usually has a lot less to do with physiology and a lot more to do with pathology in our politics. Air quality, water quality, whether you can walk in your community safely, whether or not you can see a doctor if you get sick in the first place.

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Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

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I'll be certain to cast my ballot strongly enough for both of us

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No business as usual in the Senate. The only reasonable response from Democrats is to throw sand in the gears at every turn.

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"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

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Exactly. The dismantling of the DoE is about eroding educational standards agreed upon by experts and removing federal oversight of funding in order to funnel money to for-profit charter schools and religious private schools through vouchers programs

Enrichment of private equity and indoctrination

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men can’t understand what it’s like for women to see story after story after story of women being victims of sexual violence in a culture where it’s routine; what it’s like to live in a world that is fundamentally hostile to our existence. it’s a wonder we leave the fucking house, let alone thrive.

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These are the same people who criticized this exact kind of action as "sending planes of money" to Iran in the context of the JCPOA, which, notably, was a fraction of the funds released by this proposal and *didn't* require an illegal war emiserating millions and destroying critical infrastructure

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As the father of a middle schooler I have seen the rebellion against AI forming there — even using “that’s AI, bro,” not indicating something is literally AI, but that something is metaphorically so — it’s sus, it’s bullshit, it’s bad weird

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The University of Michigan has been measuring consumer sentiment since 1952. We just got the first Iran-afflicted measure for April, and it's at the lowest level ever recorded.

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Reminder that liberals and "moderate Democrats" are obsessed with procedure as the most important aspect of any governmental action because maintaining the quo is literally all they stand for

Illegal wars of aggression aren't justified just because they were approved through "proper channels"

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We all know the slogan: "Poyo, Land, and Bread"

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Charlie Kelly from 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' miming an ass-kiss and asking if the recipient would like it closer to "the hole"

Charlie Kelly from 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' miming an ass-kiss and asking if the recipient would like it closer to "the hole"

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We've been committing war crimes for decades, openly for at least two, and brazenly and gleefully for the past several years.

This is something else entirely, and flaccid language from an erstwhile genocide enabler isn't going to cut it

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It's always something with these little freaks

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"Will we murder millions of innocents in a genocidal holocaust? You'll have to wait and see! Tune in tonight at 8/7 central!"

Where is Congress? Where is the media? How can this be glossed over by so many as "business as usual"??

Literal insanity, our elected officials and institutions are lost

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We all just want to find someone who will be the hammer to our sickle

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Poster for "No Place to Grow Old" documentary screening on April 22, 6pm. Shows an outdoor shelter made of tarps and salvaged materials. Free event with panel discussion hosted by League of Women Voters SF and other organizations.

Poster for "No Place to Grow Old" documentary screening on April 22, 6pm. Shows an outdoor shelter made of tarps and salvaged materials. Free event with panel discussion hosted by League of Women Voters SF and other organizations.

The housing crisis doesn't spare older adults. In fact, for many seniors it's getting worse.

RSVP for a free screening of "No Place to Grow Old" and stay for a panel Q&A with community advocates.

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They call me whatever names they want. I will never stop fighting for the right to vote and against voter suppression.

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Who possibly could have foreseen that laws could simply be ignored when the people tasked with enforcing those laws are career criminals?

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The White House really puts women and children first

—you know, under the bus

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I made a joke about this yesterday but he really is just blaming all the women lmaoooooo

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Jonah Platt on CNN

Jonah Platt on CNN

Jonah Platt &
@JonahPlatt• 5d
A children's platform. 12+ BILLION views. 19.2M subscribers. More than the entire Jewish population on Earth.
This isn't fringe. This is how narratives get mainstreamed.
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Watch my full monologue about Ms. Rachel on Being Jewish with Jonah Platt YouTube page:

Jonah Platt & @JonahPlatt• 5d A children's platform. 12+ BILLION views. 19.2M subscribers. More than the entire Jewish population on Earth. This isn't fringe. This is how narratives get mainstreamed. X 1.2K L7 428 1.4K Jonah Platt v @JonahPlatt. 4d Watch my full monologue about Ms. Rachel on Being Jewish with Jonah Platt YouTube page:

I feel like the nutcase who makes long, rambling videos calling Ms. Rachel evil probably shouldn't be invited on cable news, tbh

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Behind the scenes of one of our supervols👀❌👑

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