Yes and he’s somehow gum, baseball, and Labrador wrapped in one.

Omg this absolutely horrific wig they put on Wrigley 😂 #TellMeLies

Disney+ won’t let me play the #TellMeLies Finale 😭😭

They’ve been projecting THE ENTIRE TIME. Every accusation is a confession.

Not the burn book, Pam!!!!

I can’t believe no one called her a worthless cunt gleefully protecting kid rapists because I wouldn’t have been able to restrain myself.

Pam Bondi forgot that this country hates women, and she’ll be the first one in the Trump admin to go to prison.

I would smoke weed with Amanda Batula every night, and I wouldn’t be stupid enough to complain about it to people I just met. #SummerHouse

Lock her up 🫠

Kyle wants an on demand wife to provide him attention when it’s convenient for him. He wants Amanda to turn on like a machine when he has time. And in 10 years he’s never once been able to understand this dynamic is impossible because Amanda is a person—not a robot. #SummerHouse

Kyle Cooke knows he’s the villain of this show, and this season is going to be his swan song. I already want to hold him underwater in that pool. #SummerHouse

What I’ve learned from these ads is there is too much tech, and I don’t know what any of it does.

Can’t wait for Kyle and Amanda to make the whole summer awkward until they finally agree to divorce. #SummerHouse

How did #SummerHouse get Olivia Rodrigo for this season?

(The new girl looks exactly like Olivia Rodrigo).

Everything. EVERYTHING they ever said was projection. This is so sick.

Honestly, if I found out I got accepted to Yale law school while at Planned Parenthood to abort my narcissistic ex boyfriend’s baby—I would tell that story every day after. #TellMeLies

it’s not even 9 am, and I’ve made cinnamon rolls and a costume for the Disneyland 10k next weekend

There is a lot of misogyny this season! I thought Rob’s vote, while good strategy, looked sexist. Would he have voted for a male traitor this early?

Usually men who’ve been married remarry immediately. I’m with you on this

I only watched Ep 4 last night, and will do E5 tonight, but I’ve said “I’m a musician” to explain everything I’ve done ever since Eric said that.

That was #RHOBH’s best episode yet this season. A lowwwww bar, but the women are better when forced to all be together.

What a sentence.

He incurred an injury days after he murdered that lady, and CBS posts this. 🫠

Beverly Hills needs show CPR. Get the paddles, charge to 300, and clear. Sheeeeeh. It’s so dead.

WE CANT WAIT THAT LONG SIR

lol Southwest looking for NINETEEN volunteers to check their luggage

Because of benzos?

Boarding a plane and about to make my plane neighbors very uncomfortable while I watch #TellMeLies. #TellMeLiesS3

Hi. Sorry. But this is not a reason to have a child. Don’t bring a whole human here just because you are trying to feel unconditional love. Go to therapy. Get a puppy. #Married2Med #Married2Medicine

In my late 20s, we all started doing AirBnB. In my mid/late 30s, AirBnB lost value sense because of the chore lists, hidden fees, and inconsistencies in accommodations. But now in my early 40s hotels are 3x their cost of a decade ago. Where do I stay??