"Why is Elmo on a lease?"

"I love when you talk about nerdy things."

*eyes light up planning a thirty minute LOTR ted talk*

There is nothing that has highlighted my pain more than being cared for by someone who has not yet earned my suspicion.

Even now, I can't look to the future without fear.

Almost crying on the phone at work because a man has the same cadence as my favorite person that I'll never be close to again.

Let's hope I don't get violently ill again from having red meat.

Sometimes I live so much in my head that I forget I even have a body. It's like when your leg falls asleep - I'll suddenly remember I'm alive and come back to myself, but it doesn't quite feel right; it doesn't feel like I can steer the ship, there's a clumsy numbness.

Found out that Boyfriend wrote fanfiction in high school, and that it was well received.
Both cringe and kind of cool that it was well written, at least.

Imagine a colossal, slanted wave of pale gray limestone frozen in time. The Seceda ridgeline tilts sharply upward from lush, soft green alpine meadows on one side, ending in a jagged, serrated crest of razor-sharp peaks. To the other side, the mountain drops away into a dizzying vertical abyss. The air is thin and crisp, carrying the scent of wild herbs and the distant ring of cowbells.

Seceda ridgeline in the Italian Dolomites, within the Puez-Odle Nature Park in South Tyrol. #landscape #italy #nature #geography #photo #flowers

it's wild his full name was entertainment entertainment cummings

Me cycling between repulsion/ fear at the idea of falling in love ever again and staring at him with teary heart eyes because someone likes me as much as I like them and makes me feel like I'm not too much.

Will Mine Cart Carnage be my thirteenth reason, after I was just saying how that's the best level in Donkey Kong Country? Maybe.

Man that Awsten guy from Waterparks sure is cool

What is it Watson?
What is this object of this circle of misery, and violence and fear?
It must serve some purpose, or our universe has no meaning
and that is unthinkable,
but what purpose?
that...is humanities great problem
for which Reason has no answer...

--Sherlock Holmes, 1895

"Pretty sure bees can't do CPR... their arms are too short."

I um... I now own a bowling ball.

Cinema. Can't wait to see more pictures from this tour.

Is it time again to self sabotage?
(Cue the Waterparks song.)

Every second I read this dumb book I'm like, "This is so dumb, " but I keep going. Do I hope it will get better? Is it because I hate myself? It's hard to say.

Me, this morning:

Realizing that I can just turn off someone's shitty videos if I want to, if they're asleep, and they can't stop me. Time for music instead.

Meeting someone who has the same red flags as me. ❤️

Instead of sleeping well after at least four hours of working out, my body has decided all that adrenaline means that I'm in danger, so I'm still awake at 5AM.

I have a boyfriend. Someone that really actually seems to like me and want to be with me, and make memories.

Hm

Scary.

I gave you every chance I had left to give.

I'm asking that we all raise our political expectations. We deserve good things.

they should invent a cost of living that goes down

Flowers and chocolate sent to the workplace, classic.

apparently this also goes for if you’re the attorney general and someone asks you if you are doing your job

What a strange turn of events; I have a Valentine.