The Algorithm brought people to Q-Anon. So, yes.

Your Honor, the defense moves for a do-over.

This is George Raft. He was actor in the 1940s. I had never heard of him. He turned down lead roles in the films High Sierra, The Maltese Falcon and Casablanca. All 3 of which went to Humphrey Bogart and made Bogey a household name 60 years after his death. Choices are important. Make good choices.

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

Happy Valentine's Day you beautiful weirdos.

I wonder how many Fascists have changed their PIN number from 1488 to 4547?

We have three co-equal branches of Government. Only one of those branches has all the guns and the person in charge of that branch is immune to all laws. How dat work?

Right-Wing Toy Idea: Cisformers they either come as a car or a robot. You can't change them.

Coups used to be really hard. You needed a sizeable military force to quickly take control of key strategic points and hold them against military opposition. Now six dudes just need to hook up a few hard drives and lock down all the government's money.

"We hold these truths to be self evident" is just another way to say you have no evidence.

Elon Musk is breaking every law he can knowing he will get a blanket Presidential pardon. It would be a damn shame if someone were to set him on fire. I hope nobody takes it upon themselves to publicly murder him. That would be a very bad thing to do.

But if you walk the footsteps of a stranger, you'll learn things you never knew you never knew. #PaintWithAllTheColorsOfTheWind

They plagiarized our Plagiarism Machine!

You know how they're going to bring down the price of eggs, right? They're just going to stop testing chickens for bird flu and just sell you contaminated eggs.

Maybe it's because I never had any faith in Humanity, but I'm holding up surprisingly well.

Shoplifting is a great way to disengage from Capitalism, but also a great way to engage with the Criminal Justice System. So, kind of a mixed bag.

Tuesday begins The Week That Word Thinks Every Date Is A Fraction.

Freddie Mercury is my Emotional Support Ghost

How many people wearing new socks today?

Hanukkah and Kwanzaa are happening at the same time this year. Joyous Kwanzaakkah to one and all!

Drag Queen Name Idea: Alice Maforethought

I wish Warren Zevon were alive to write a song called “Busted At A McDonald’s In Altoona.”

Elon Musk sounds like the name of a second-tier Silver Age comic book villain.

A terrifying Krampus Night to all the naughty ones out there. #Krampusnacht

Well gang,

Looks like we have to fight, and defeat, a compilation of history’s greatest evils all at once. Civil War, WW2, the Cold War, greed, racism, sexism, ignorance, fascism…hell is empty and all the demons are here.

Let’s fucking go.

Paddington always overperforms.

As someone who has been a misanthrope since my teens, it is interesting to watch all my liberal friends start to realize just how shitty the average person is.

Stir Up Sunday…er… Saturday! Making my Christmas Puddings. #FiggyPudding

A bus labeled Matt gaetz wrecked by a train labeled also Matt gaetz

Happy to all who celebrate

If there's more than one, it's an Expansion Pack.