Went to crouch down to get something out of the bottom cupboard

Totally lost my balance and did a sort of graceless parachute roll across the kitchen floor

There was nothing to be done at this point except get the giggles

Isn’t aging marvellous?

🪷Morning earlies🪷

My three for Thursday this morning:

☁️🌳Shamanic journeying up a Silver Birch tree🌳☁️

💎Investigating Azurite in a woolly hippy fashion (as I was given it on my journey)💎

🛜Internet snooping on Carl Rogers🛜

#ThreeForThursday

✨Interviewed a new deck this morning✨

✨Reckon we’re going to get on alright like✨

#occultsky #TarotSky #OracleCardReader #TheDaydreamTarot

[Scene is a suburban UK street, at night. A voice is coming from a semi-detached house.] VOICE: So let me get this straight: You're a large, magic bunny... [Cut to interior scene. We see a close-crop of the EASTER BUNNY, standing in the darkened living room of the house. The room is all drawn in atmospheric purples and blues, and a quadrant of light is cast on the wall from a streetlight outside the window.] [We are still looking at the bunny. He is holding a boxed Easter egg. We noiw see that the voice speaking is not him but is instead coming from a character outside of frame]. Who's broken into this house at 1am to deposit shop-bought chocolate eggs... EASTER BUNNY [looking awkward]: Yes. VOICE: So people can remember...Jesus.? EASTER BUNNY: Yes. [Pause] Well I mean it sounds weird when you say it like that. It is weird. EASTER BUNNY: Not as weird as you! [Pull wider shot. We now see that the Voice is that of a large HAMSTER, who is holding a digital clock]. EASTER BUNNY: What even is the 'BST Hamster' anyway? BST HAMSTER: *sigh* I'm a large, magic hamster who breaks into people's houses at night and changes their clocks so they feel confused. [Pause. They stand in silence, in the dark, thinking]. [Close up of the Bunny's face. he is still thinking in silence. He looks existentially nauseous]. EASTER BUNNY: Do you ever feel your life makes no sense? [Close up of the BST Hamster. He looks the same - silent, horrified]. BST HAMSTER: Yeah. [They stand in the silent living, dark room, in depressed silence.] [Ends]

Was momentarily tempted to enter the dark underworld of savoury porridge

Lost my nerve and went for raspberry jam instead

Alright there?

Spent an excessively pleasant morning watching a pair of robins building a nest in the ivy.

They’ve been at it for hours. Must be knackered by now!

Heh heh! Same here. I love finding versions I’ve not seen before.

The inspiration for my most liked tweet back in the day.

Hope it’s a peaceful drive home.

Michael was a kaleidoscope of joy and compassion. A gentle river of creativity and silliness. I’m so sorry he’s gone, but I’m so glad we all knew him. What a life! Lived fully and honestly to the end.

All of my love, Mary to you and all of Michael’s loved ones.

Aw! That made me smile. It shall now be known as the Winter Sausage Solstice.

RIP dearest, loveliest @wombat37.bsky.social Passed away last night on the Solstice.

Memories flooding in of the happiest Twitter days thanks to you. You’ll be sorely missed Mr W xx

Winter Solstice 2025: Sunrise Live from Stonehenge YouTube video by English Heritage

www.youtube.com/live/FEnQmoc...

It’s the ghost of Christmas future come to remind you not to be a shit!

I feel a deep sense of unease this evening.

It’s very peculiar.

Like there’s a disturbance in the force or some such nonsense.

Might just get an early night.

Teatime movie is The Matrix Revolutions

Just thinking about that time Homer got his head stuck in a bridge

Finally made it to a garden centre, so I present to you this year’s tree editions

Nice to keep up little personal traditions innit?

Doesn’t that count as bad behaviour though?

Is Santa trying to trick me so he can save money by getting me on the naughty list?

Might try and doze off again and have it later.

Middle of the night why-the-chuff-am-I-awakes:

Woken by the full moon I think, so went and had a chat

Camomile

Banana muffin

Contemplating having a chocolate bar from my bedside drawer stash

Or should I have my calendar choc super early?

Anything that’s got Nick Offerman and Matthew Macfadyen together in it is alright by me

*does a Vic Reeves knee rub*

🐝 Little Bumblebee by Rafael Glass

👉 RafaelGlassArt.Etsy.com

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#glass #glassart #artist #art #borosilicate #flameworking #glasssculpture #sculpture #glassfigurines #animallovers #fire #artlover #artcollector #flame #bee #bumblebee🐝 #bumblebees🐝

Too late now anyway. The results are in as of today. I guess anything you listen to now goes towards next year’s.

An episode into Death By Lightning.

It’s alright like.

The only thing I’ll say is that I came out with a listening age of 70!

I’m hanging my head in shame

My Wrapped this year is truly pathetic

I will not be sharing the results

Not quite sure why I’m still awake.

*Twiddles thumbs*