The man is obviously struggling the demon of imposter syndrome, and this is one of those cases where the demon is right

I think you’re mistaking demographics for stakeholders; if all the homes were owned by young people and old people were unable to buy in, old people’s votes wouldn’t matter the way young people’s don’t today. Having money is the signifier for who gets listened to. Poor elderly voters aren’t served

No, I’m saying my vote is available but I have some lines I won’t cross. The people they have every reason to ignore are faithful Dem voters, because they have promised to put up with anything, no?

That’s a terrible message to me; I want more accountability and honest explanations for why legislators can’t or won’t do things to improve my life and my community and country, I don’t want to be told to hold my nose again and just vote for a genocide; I won’t do it and they can’t convince me to.

“Yogurt again. Every morning that same yogurt, but the variations of granola and fruit convince him that his life contains novelty. This is a false consciousness he cannot escape.”

TACTICAL SITUATION ANALYSIS smart glasses that are a secret psyop to get dudes to chill the fuck out. Terminator vision except it just keeps saying “this guy is buying groceries” “this lady seems cool” “that street vendor’s food is probably delicious”

This is a phase you’re supposed to get through in fifth or sixth grade, what is going on with this dude

I saw When The Wind Blows much younger than I should have. Orthagonally, read Infinite Jest too young (before age 35)

Avignon Presidency incoming I fear

🎤Son in a hole
the one that is small 🎶

“Industry plant”=smart enough not to post after the substances are substancing

I’d have to ask some nerds about this

that old guy in the one superhero meme where he’s beating up the young superhero guy seems pretty tough

creating a mashup and it’s called 2joePampo.ogg

If your canned fish need some pep, you can toss in some lemon juice and hot sauce. For olives lemon juice and a dash of salt

Charcuterie board with olives, soppresata, Gouda, pickles, roasted red peppers, smoked mussels and triscuits

[just making shit up voice] on The Continent this is called The Digger’s lunch

Real “that’s DOCTOR James Biden to you” hours

Moral illiteracy

reboot as a Culture series. just take that budget and make something about The Culture.

Have a friend who is way, way into porn games on Steam and I’m like Ma’am why am I seeing that you unlocked the “Have Sex With The World Eating Demon” cheevo on Wonderful Coffeeshop Harem Simulator on the activity page on a Sunday morning

Guy who just wants a compilation of his favorite tiktoks and movie quotes played at his funeral. The casket is lowered into the grave to the sound of the bird that sounds like it’s laughing, and then the priest makes the sign of the cross, and says “I bet you do, Panama Red”

This one is gorgeous, has a lush action-packed vibe.

i think he also does the thing where he drags his butt around on the carpet

lol wait the Pitt is just Doctor 24???? Does a bobcat show up??

Gonna do the thing where ties his necktie around his forehead and tucks a hit of acid in there

He’s working up a sick routine with a kalimba and some stomp boxes

There’s guys who work loss prevention (usually stoners or party dudes who just answered an ad) and there’s loss prevention guys (tried to join military three times and rejected three times) and ne’er the twain shall meet

You don’t know either of us but at least we know what kind of propaganda works on you

Sucks to suck

You don’t test positive for coke at a goddamn military induction and then just…nothing happens unless you’re being treated incredibly leniently because of your connections