Eyes are too small. Teeth too detailed.

Car Fox mascot

Car Fox looks like original movie Sonic the Hedgehog design

Mf eating heritage o's

It's never my intention to eavesdrop but some people just talk on their phone so loudly in public about the most personal things

I make mud from junk food..but there's no news about this

They dressed so cool

Gotta get the inside story on that Jet review lol

His whole family should be part of the secret third option too

A secret third option

Hamilton Leithauser is my favorite singer I think

I love getting yelled at

Feeling dumb and stupid

guess who's just started watching the mary tyler moore show that's right it's your pal me

oh no you vignt

It's because the first 3 letters are the same as "exciting"

One time I was stuck in a really bad traffic jam and I looked to the side and saw someone jacking off behind the bushes lol

Loki????

I've been a Strokes fan since the very beginning and it's heartening to see that they've always been politically sound; the only miss-step I can think of is when they panicked and took off NYC Cops from Is This It after 9/11

My association with this is that when I was a kid in the 90s my dad had a Spurs cap with these colors and when we were on vacation in Florida I think, a couple of teens stole it from him

A Turkish snack cake I think? Called Dankek. It sounds like "Dunkirk" in my mind which is the basis of the joke

My favorite Christopher Nolan movie? I think maybe

Yesterday I went to an "intro to improv" workshop at the library and it was just 4 of us with the instructor and it was ok I guess; halfway through this old lady and her caretaker came in and I think maybe she was autistic or had alzheimers but they joined for a while and left after 15 minutes

New Austin Powers movie less funny than the originals

It is time something happened to the "investors"

A horny song comes on in the grocery store and I'm the one who gets in trouble for jacking off...ok!

We should be glad corporations and billionaires don't pay taxes because imagine how much more money israel would get if they did

Frodo and his companions made their journey to the Pink Pony Club to wait for Gandalf, unaware that Strider was watching them from the side stage

Don't know why nobody tried this yet

It's very easy to win the premier league all you have to do is win 38 times

Everybody loves Lil Baby Geoff

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