Did you know that Funky Town by Lipps Inc. is at the end of the Atlanta Highway, about 15 miles from the Love Shack by the B52's?
If you drive to the other end, you'll find the Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins.
And they seem to just burst into flames if you leave them parked on a street for less than 10 minutes
Cardinal! The rack!
Bryan Adams: Hey, Keith, I know this is a really smooth ballad but can you drop the guitar like a fucking hand grenade in the pre chorus?
Keith Scott: You know what, Bryan? That's not going to be a problem.
There's a woman on the bus trying to comfort a crying baby by repeatedly saying "it's okay!"
Like, I don't want to tell someone else how to parent, but it's clearly not okay is it, love. You're just gaslighting your baby.
I'm not usually an advocate for bizarre punishments but we should put "HS Tickytocky" in a locked room for half an hour with a navy seal and make him explain his whole ideology and why he teaches it to teenagers.
See who comes out looking like a, if you'll pardon the expression, "beta cuck"
God dammit, I love the Winter Olympics but the pundits are really getting on my nerves. If you think the plural of "evidence" is "evidences", you shouldn't be allowed on TV.
Best commentary so far in the winters:
"She's playing it safe, if there is such a thing on a 22 foot halfpipe made of ice"
I reckon Russell T. Davis has been so bored writing Doctor Who with Disney execs breathing down his neck he's been doodling the treatment for this on the back of travel receipts and napkins for the past year and a half.
Finally getting around to watching The War Between Land and Sea. This is the best Whoniverse property I've seen in a decade.
Imagine calling an olympic athlete a loser.
Oh damn, maga twitter ain't gonna like this... #SuperbowlHalfTimeShow
Great to see Dods and Mouat smash it again against Canada. I love the winters but I never got into curling until this time around. Now I understand the rules a bit better I'm obsessed. Maybe I'm getting old.
Anyone fancy a game of lawn bowles?
Questioning the Olympic schedule a little bit. Doesn't seem fair for the curling team to be playing the two of the top four on the same day within four hours of each other.
That's a hail mary pass if ever I saw one.
This is like when flat earthers ask for a real photo for the globe. They'll look at any photo and just say it's doctored, and they'll never explain how they know the difference.
William Fichtner might be my favourite actor. Once I was aware he existed, he was suddenly in every movie and TV show I'd ever seen.
Good to know.
Out of interest, what's the FBI's policy on shooting dead the driver of a moving car driving the opposite direction from the officer? I haven't seen anyone really point it out but I'd have thought that would be considered extremely dangerous and we all saw that ICE agent do it.
Congratulations on breaking a leg, as previously suggested!
But as usual, please don't actually break an actual leg!
I've always been pretty vocally pro gun control, but on the other hand I'm pretty sure some kind of well regulated militia is currently necessary for the protection of a free state and the right to bear arms hasn't been infringed yet so like... Maybe get after it, lads.
At this point, would it not have been quicker and easier for Trump to achieve his goals for the health of the American people if he just travelled round the country setting hospitals on fire?
Met a really nice Golden Labrador at my gig tonight and now we're pals. We're gonna keep in touch.
"I hate Timothée Chalamet despite the fact he just received his 3rd Oscar nomination."
- Refined intellectuals who have watched several independent films made in the 90's and have proudly never watched a single episode of Game of Thrones.
He doesn't even realise what he's admitting to. Politics isn't even real to this lunatic, he thinks he's a character in a Michael Bay movie.
Break a leg but please don't actually break an actual leg because that would be bad.
I usually despise the idea of using an AI chatbot to generate images but on this occasion I just had to see it.
"Pin in, ping it, put a pin in it, circle back and move the needle."
- Your manager in a plastic cowboy hat standing on a cardboard haystack directing a line dance at the office christmas party.
"and I must emphasize this" just gave me an honest to goodness trauma flashback. Tanned suits with mismatched ties and really thin glasses. Like Simon Pegg in that episode of Black Books he did.
I suddenly feel cold all over.
It's got to the stage where the only way to really anticipate Trump's actions is to see it like he does.
He thinks his presidency is the plot of a fucking Michael Bay movie, so think of it like that. You're more likely to be right than the people who tell you you're overreacting.
It always sounds to me like that one manager in the office who got the job by accident and has no idea what they're doing but uses office-isms a lot. Instead of just talking like a normal person it's all "I'll run it up the flagpole and circle back. Going forward, let's not try to boil the ocean."