Sounds like an outline for a new Orwell novel

Tommy says…
“So 2 cups of flour, right, 3 eggs…

The crew was in the locker room getting out of our uniforms and boots
Tommy was giving Fuzzy a recipe
Suddenly, James laughed and said
“You know our wives and gfs think we talk about wild sex and women up in here and we are swapping recipes”
We all laughed
And without missing a beat…

Can’t wait…
They should put discovery on pay-per-view
Could pay off a chunk of the debt

Anyone know why we are going back to negotiate with Iran?
I mean I’m pretty sure Trump ousted 387 times that we had achieved complete victory

Why are we negotiating with Iran?
Didn’t Trump post 387 times that we had achieved complete victory?

Caitlyn Jenner says she is having trouble traveling because her passport must now list her sex as male
She says she doesn’t blame Trump, in fact she’s loves him, and she’s sure Trump had nothing to do with it
Trump literally signed the EO requiring only sex assigned at birth on passports

This is the most words I’ve ever seen used to say
“I’m totally NOT bothered!”

FDR:
“The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself”
JFK:
“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what can I do for my country”
Trump:
“I sign my name good”

The worse thing that could happen is JD Vance comes to campaign for him

With all the backlash the Pope is receiving from American Catholics
I don’t think he can win the next election
Might even lose the midterms

Trump has declared victory in Iran
Several times today
There was no regime change
I don’t think we have all the enriched uranium
But
The Strait of Hormuz is open
Which was opened before the war started

She asked Trump to fix it for her
Her
Not all transgender women
Just her
And he can’t make an exception for her, it opens the door for lawsuits from other transgender women

To be fair
Evangelical Christians don’t recognize Catholics as “real” Christians

That “dying fast” thing can be taken a lot of different ways

So I’ll admit it
We are misquoting Trump
He never said to drink bleach
That would be crazy
He actually said we should inject disinfectant into our veins or possibly put it in our lungs to do “a good cleaning out”

What an awesome memory

When you’re over 50
That line from the REM song
“Everybody hurts sometimes”
Hits different
Today it’s my left knee and back
Yesterday I woke up with a crick in my neck, could barely move my head

I once said that a religion would form based on the worship of Trump after his passing
I was wrong
It’s already here

What it normally looks like

Snow melt and heavy rain turns babbling brook in to raging waterfall

JD Vance failed so badly he’s going to have to change his name….
Yet again…

Logic…
A four letter word to MAGA

Trump announces that he will pardon his entire administration before he leaves office
To be clear…
This is telling everyone who works for him can commit any crimes they want
This should be illegal

Remember all the back to last week when Qanon and MAGA were massively opposed to the Great Reset?

Thinking about it
Trump is all four of the Horsemen of the apocalypse

Tucker Carlson on the right side of history?
I believe this is one of the signs of the apocalypse

There’s not a single belief political, religious or personal that a MAGA will not completely abandon if Trump says the opposite

It’s like Jabba the Hutt going off on the Emperor
Yeah Jabba is a murdering psychopath
But the Emperor likes to blow up planets for fun

Here’s how screwed America is
While the President is threatening to destroy a civilization over a war he started

The Vice President is halfway around the world campaigning for a Russian back fascist

And God knows what any on the Cabinet members are doing