Extremely obese red wolf wrestler in a green and yellow tight singlet poses confidently toward the viewer
JT has fully embraced the superheavyweight lifestyle and is ready to take on all challengers for the wrestling championship!
Thanks to @akimanedwolf.bsky.social for the amazing work on this YCH!
That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen, excellent work
Growing in size, Fox McCloud finds new ways to satiate his grown appetite. Seems he keeps running into problems though !~ ✨🦊
I’m about to get trapped at work for three days straight so you know I’m leaving my body tonight when I get home
It’s Haha Funny Number Day so please enjoy responsibly if you plan to celebrate! By @neonkaiju.bsky.social (1, 3), @vanillabuttad.bsky.social (2) and @tigerdad.bsky.social (4)
scottie, an orange furred fox, standing in the frame. she is very obese, her tummy and thighs are gigantic and pillowy, as is the rest of her body. she is wearing a gray hoodie and gray sweatpants, and a pair of orange sneakers. she is looking towards the viewer with a slightly flustered expression, there is text implied to be coming from the viewer's POV saying "I thought you said you wanted to LOSE weight"
1000 likes to make @scottietheanchor.bsky.social 's sona this fat permanently (real)
The Strokes ended their Coachella set with the song "Oblivius", highlighting US involvement in the overthrow/deaths of Patrice Lumumba, Omar Torrijos, Mohammad Mosaddegh, Juan José Torres, Martin Luther King Jr, Jacobo Árbenz, Salvador Allende, Jaime Roldós, and destruction in Gaza and Iran.
In JT's case it's more like he's eating to distract himself from his team getting punked in the big game lol
Two extremely fat furries sit on an extrawide couch surrounded by pizza boxes as they watch Super Bowl LX. Kenner, an obese red and brown fox on the left, is wearing a Seahawks jersey and excitedly pumps his fist as Seattle thoroughly destroys New England 29-13. JT, a red wolf with fox-like markings, is similarly obese and wearing a Patriots jersey. He is unhappy his team is getting completely fucking outclassed and is eating his feelings, which might explain why his jersey is riding up on his doughy belly that completely fills his lap.
Back in February when the Seahawks and the Patriots were in the Super Bowl @blemur.bsky.social and I agreed to a bet where the loser would commission our sonas watching football
Here's @jeffieb79.bsky.social's beautiful rendition of Dudes Watching Super Bowl LX (more like Super Bowl XL amirite)
I am happy Hesitation Marks and especially Year Zero get their flowers here. This shit rules.
Nine Inch Noize is one of the coolest albums I’ve heard in I don’t know how long. An hour of familiar and hidden NIN standouts transformed into something entirely new. The next evolution of the legacy act. Can’t love it enough. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvWr...
I might have the exjock thing going on for me lately 😅💦
Art by the wonderful @/caaaarrrrll.bsky.social
Moon Crisis
Happy birthday Curt!
Regular Moon
Why not
It seems relevant to post this pic of me as Charlie Smiling Friends that @neonkaiju.bsky.social drew god knows how long ago I think it was 2024?
I can’t see the sunshine
I’ll be waiting for you baby
Cause I’m through
Sit me down
Shut me up
I’ll calm down
And I’ll get alone with you
youtu.be/pT68FS3YbQ4?...
I’m not quite in corporate but my boss trained Claude to do most of my job, specifically the stuff I excel at, and it’s hard to pretend I don’t see the potential endgame
A very loose sketch of Fox McCloud flexing but he's also like 400 pounds and in just his pants and neckerchief.
Inspired by @calzone.bsky.social's current art project and a post somewhere about more muscle gut Fox McCloud so I decided sure why not.
look i kinda hate my birthday but i also understand people like celebrating you on your birthday. so. 4.23. it's coming. i am aging out of the 18-34 demographic this year so i'm a little grumpy about it.
as a five-time gov ball attendee from a decade ago i can't rightly endorse it. randall's island gets overcrowded and if they're elsewhere it's hot pavement. the lineups haven't worked for me for quite a while compared to the asking price. but i do have fond memories
geese, jack white, turnstile, alex g, david byrne, nine inch noize, interpol, wednesday, disclosure. lots to like
i've been watching the coachella livestreams a lot this weekend. i went to gov ball nyc for like five years when i was young so it's a fun blast from the past. it's very funny to me the big bands i saw 10-15 years ago like the xx and the strokes are still on the huge stages today
hell yeah, he suits you really well!
life is insane because sometimes a US Congressman tweets out one of the projects you completed at work this week and your only reaction is "why couldn't it have been one of the Congressmen I actually like"
Broken compressor suit, who would have thought? 🫢
In space, everything can be massive, even you!
For my friend @reppu.bsky.social ✨🫂
Happy birthday!
a wolf has escaped a zoo in south korea and the photo they got of it looks like it just went out to get a pack of cigs
