Macron now leader of the free world.

We need to bring "poltroon" back into the discourse.

I mean you could have said at the flower factory (congrats!)

And duvets?

edit button but for other people's tweets

www.muniroutle.com

omg forget wordle

By 2030, Paddington will be 8% of UK GDP.

But they'd have to make the phone bigger to do that, right?

Reverse timeline:

First there were AirPods. Then we invented wires so you don't lose them, don't have to charge them, don't have connectivity issues and get better sound quality.

and such big feet

Maybe the hope is everyone slows down to scratch their head.

Moooo

No but I sometimes use my nose to check my watch for text messages.

Primeiro de dezembro de 2024

Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

I'm SÜGNA, a shower caddy with dodgy suction cups.

That's basically LinkedIn

Vital observation: you know that bit at the very end of the "bonus material" section of BBC Radio 4’s In Our Time when the producer comes into the studio and asks everyone if they'd like a cup of tea or coffee? I don't think I've ever heard a single guest (or Melvyn) ask for a cup of coffee.

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Me, an adult: "Sorry. I didn’t mean it's literally a known issue. I mean it’s an issue that is known about"

"I’m here for the losers. The losers are my people" <3

My social life is mostly dental visits right now.

How often do you get a new one? I've been on here for a couple of months and I only just started getting a new code in under 2 weeks.

Thanks for the reminder

Eating makes me sleepy. Sleeping make me hungry.

That thing where you kid yourself the last piece of dental floss is long enough and end up nearly garroting your fingers.

Let me tell you where they can put their Orb®

Nina Simone and Sinead O'Connor

These two plus anyone else

As an habitually fast walker (I once overtook someone who was jogging), having a foot injury and being overtaken by other pedestrians feels a bit surreal.

So many questions, including:
1) rats or mice?
2) shadows or actual?
3) why are they bigger than the foot? 🙀