a man with long hair is giving a thumbs up and saying he 's gonna fix the economy . Alt: a man with long hair is giving a thumbs up and saying he 's gonna fix the economy .

I admit I liked Idiocracy as a movie. Doesn’t mean I wanted to live in it. But here we are.

Chuck Norris found the Grim Reaper and roundhouse kicked him so hard, they switched places.

I would say “RIP Chuck Norris,” but we all know he’s just setting an unbeatable record for longest holding of one’s breath.

US: Help us clean up this mess we made for no reason.
NATO: No.
US: Well we don’t need your help anyway!

Him: Let’s go out tomorrow.
Her: No.
Him: Well I didn’t want to date you anyway!

—Same energy

So these absolutely insane chucklef*cks are actively trying to destroy the world because of their make believe sky daddy and their book of fairy tales? How the hell do we stop this?
newrepublic.com/post/207270/...

Now do the USA.

OK. Now do the United States.

Anything good on TV tonight?

So he should be expecting a birthday card from someone else in the files saying “May every day be another wonderful secret.”

a woman in a silver armor stands in front of a crowd of people Alt: a woman in a silver armor stands in front of a crowd of people

I remember when that was just a joke about how dumb Bill and Ted were.

I’m still willing to vote for the best candidate, and for a few cycles I naively looked for Repubs that would qualify. Now I don’t expect them to. Anyone who would even consider going along with what we currently have in Washington is automatically out for me.

This is exactly me. I’m still not a member of any party, and would vote either way up until the Tea Party showed up. Been voting straight blue ever since.

I could play 1-on-1 with an NBA player, and the projection would be I score 0 points. But he gets so bored playing defense against me because he doesn’t even have to try, he gets caught daydreaming and I manage to make a layup. I lose 120-2. I beat projections, but I still got whooped.

The downside: you may accidentally see “Melania.”

Let’s see if I’m following. ICE murdered someone for expressing their 1st Amendment rights. Now they’ve murdered someone for expressing their 2nd Amendment rights. Are they just making their way through the Bill of Rights? Will they continue through all of the Amendments?

During several of these Republicans’ rambling BS wastes of time, I’ve found myself shouting at them, “Are you a broken pencil, or do you have a point?”

He has dementia
He thinks he runs the whole world
He’s a piece of shit
#Haiku

Narrator: “They were not.”

Kristi Noem’s crusty gnome

a man in an antman costume says " awesome " Alt: a man in an antman costume says " awesome "

His Pym particles ran out.

His ICE vehicle is a go-kart.

Gestapo Mini-Me

He’s there representing the Lollipop Guild.

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner Alt: a man in a blue shirt is gingerly sitting on a couch with a tv land logo in the corner

🤣🤣🤣

I meant to bring that up too. Was his internal bleeding miraculously cured the same way TACO’s ear grew back?

ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.

Internal bleeding? Really? From what? Was it in his hand from pulling the trigger too hard?

I also notice a number of headlines on this referring to the murderer as being “hit” by Good’s car. We all saw the video. He was never hit.
www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Same. Wish I could’ve seen him live when I had the chance.