Hottttt 🔥

Ebeneezer Scrooge (Michael Caine) leans out a window wearing a dressing gown and nightcap and says “Then I haven’t missed it.”

Accurate 😏

The Good Place 😇

Naked man lying naked on a bed, face down, back arched to accentuate his butt, slight tan lingering from months past

G’night

🚂

Eagerly 😛

SECONDED 🥵

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: “Take a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, “Oh, I’m too spooky.” Or, “nobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

@macthirsty1.bsky.social : “I love that you make different noises when you’re getting fucked by a different cock.” 😈

When that Man is Dead and Gone (1941) - Protest song against Hitler (Live Take) YouTube video by Lizzy & the Triggermen

youtu.be/XDkhzVw0yBs

Orson Wells, v drunk, promoting Paul Masson sparkling wine, says “Ah, the French…!”

First threesome of 2026 ✅

You can’t tell me “My hand is ready, may it do him ease” shouldn’t be appended with 😈

this is crazy

Less talk more tongue 😜

The temptation to quote Shakespeare in the smut group chat

🥵

Correct

Naked man lies on his stomach. He pulls back a striped duvet to reveal his butt. He is grinning.

Snow day. OOMF asked what was under the covers so

Screenshot from the podcast KEEP IT: Louis Viertel asks “how about that f*cking d*ck that just pops up?” Below, a warning SPOILERS AHEAD for THE PITT. Pictured is actor Noah Wyle in medical scrubs.

Me all day

🥵

Reaaaaaally wish you were here

I’m not salaried! 😅

😮‍💨

Frame 1: two buttons with a hand hovering over them unable to decide which to press. One is labeled horny, the other is labeled money. Frame 2: a cartoon man sweats profusely and mops his brow

Help

An erect cock held by a left hand. Man is wearing red briefs pulled down.

Seriously guys 🥵 I’m supposed to be wfh today but the only thing I’ve been able to work is my cock

The subject was deemed too long for short film 🥵