80 degrees in NYC

Bryon Noem bonding with Cricket moments before Kristi took him out back

made my bf wait to watch ep 5 of heated rivalry with me (which i have already seen) and i still cried more :/

it’s not about the pasta!!!

when oomf goes to the ATM after stealing my debit card

the only thing better than one dirty martini is four

woke up an hour late, got to the office 30 min late, and just realized i accidentally brought my personal laptop instead of my work laptop <3

walking around marshall’s drinking canned weed drinks — never k*** yourself

i love nyc like yesss lets spend $90 on dinner

my mom whispering to the american eagle sales associate when i was 11

living in nyc is so silly bc i just did a hot yoga class hungover next to peter dinklage

i had leftovers i so didn’t need to get sushi but in my defense uber eats was having a deal and it was $17 for 4 rolls so i kinda didn’t have choice

just tried giving subway instructions while hungover and it was one of the hardest things i’ve ever done. i am embarrassed. wish him well

when i’m asked about Maura Higgins

alright time for johnny and tara to win this damn thing

even Vance knows not to leave his drink uncovered around Trump

so h*gh i forgot about the concept of ads so i saw this and all i thought was “why would someone talk like that?” and then remembered

rob and eric should kiss #Traitors

no because it is that serious

as gay people, we get to go to monster truck rallies

thank you king!!

disco she betta don’t

eating breakfast

they needed to show this to the traitors cast at the first round table

good morning from zeetle deetle doo

this is such a valid callout — ziti will be better represented — perhaps as early as this evening!!

haven’t posted a selfie on here in a while but just got new glasses and had 3 espresso martinis so i’m feeling c*nty

existential crashout so bad i signed up for a 10 week acting class that starts tonight

about to log into work for the first time since december 12th… i’m going to have a panic attack <3