I’m picturing a Bloody Mary but with a dino nuggie garnish

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

"Fortnite has a new rat!"
That's great, they also just fired 1000 people, had a Harry Potter crossover, and had a horrible Darth Vader thing.

I'll pay a furry artist to draw a much hotter rat who is actually gay and continue to show support to the community I am a part of instead of a corporation.

Meat filling was a little parsley-heavy despite reducing what the recipe called for, but the sauce was amazing

My original plan for this evening was ragu bolognese, but the discount meat counter convinced me to pivot to braciole.

What’s the point of a Waymo if you can’t grab a change on your way?

Spared from chomps a bit longer

….. I should look into this

He knows what he did. And he’d do it again.

depeche mode had something to say about this

A Shapeshifter singing and dancing on the train 🎤 🐾 🚊

why saying that AI is incredible followed by a series of non-loading comments because the vibe-coded site is fucking broken

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Illustration of Saturn in the black, grey, white and purple stripes of the asexual flag. Writing on the graphic says international asexuality day.

It's international Asexuality Day and we're sending love to all of our asexual team members, community members and supporters.

There's a really useful simple guide to what asexuality is (and isn't) at www.lgbthealth.org.uk/asexuality where you can learn more.

Apple's coming soon page for the iMac

Congrats to @joabaldwin.com and @ericwschwartz.bsky.social for winning the @ursamajorawards.org for Best Novel and Best General Literary Work of 2025.🎉😎

And congrats to all other winners as well!

So much bapping to be done

<3

Do it again for me >:T

Also! Furries! Mark your calendars because April 4th is World Rat Day!
4/4 is always World Rat Day!
Rat Day!
Rat Day!
Rat Day!

So many subs today getting excited over promises to unlock them before realizing the date

Tried a TKL a few years back and returned it after like two days, forked over the extra like $30 for the same one but with a numpad. Just felt completely wrong not to have it.

Panel 1: A park. A donut truck. A red-haired white woman sitting inside the donut truck, looking relaxed. The truck is Rolling Donuts, and there are three donuts painted under the worker window, a menu with prices, text near the bottom of the truck that reads "Tastes like magic!", a big Rolling Donuts logo with donuts for "O"s (clever!) and a message that says No Trans Fats! Only there's a tiny, near-illegible "or" between "trans" and "fats", because we all know how J.K. Rowling do. Another white lady, this one blonde in t-shirt and jeans, walks up with a brown puppy on a leash. "Oh," she says, "Rolling Donuts!" Panel 2: The blonde lady walks up to the woman in the truck window, smiling. "We used to have these all the time when I was a kid! I loved them! Panel 3: The woman in the truck smiles. "Wonderful," she replies. "And now, as a bonus, $2 from every donut goes towards killing dogs!" Panel 4: The truck lady's hand motion towards a a sign, which reads "Dogs are just fake wolves! I hate them SO much! Thank you for your support in their eradication!" Panel 5: The blonde woman holds a hand to her mouth, shocked. "Killing?" she says. The truck lady smiles, happy. "Yup!" Panel 6: The blonde lady turns to face her dog, stricken. Panel 7: The dog looks up, wagging his tail and panting. Panel 8: The dog, realizing what is coming, lowers his tail and puts his tongue back in his mouth. Panel 9: The lady in the truck is holding 6 dozen donuts, in neon pink and blue and the Rolling Donut logo, with text across their sides that reads "We hate dogs!" The blonde woman is looking back at her dogs, guilt on her face. "...but they're just SO yummy!" she says! Sad trombone goes here. That's my comic!

This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks.

Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people.

They call it Windows 11 because when you see it you turn 11 degrees to pass it while pointedly looking forward to avoid eye contact

🚨🚨 Attention TFF:

I am looking for a key like this, it unlocks... Uhh.... Something of great value to me

Please let me know if anyone has seen it. It is very important that we find it before my flight 😭

this little guy has been through it

#dnd #kobold #longrest #dndmemes #art #drawing

Salmon in season a little early this year it seems, scored some on the cheap and shoved it in the smoker

Seriously, did Araki kill John Netflix's dog or something?