🚨WRITER BEWARE🚨
I've just gotten an email from a new "self-publishing platform" called Written (written.app), which is making suspiciously extravagant promises about the benefits they offer to authors.
After further research, this is just "upload your book with us and make it an NFT :)"
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Every day is a good day to go on a needless Animorphs tangent
Drawing of six plague doctors of varying heights with different shaped beak masks.
Divergent evolution in plague doctors.
(I am nearly sure this idea has been done before, but I couldn’t resist the shoebill version.)
Super into the cozy-horror genre. A story about a 30-something woman working at a curiosity shop and battling the forces of evil while also managing to sneak in little segue explanations about graffic design? YES. I AM HERE FOR IT. INJECT THAT SHIT INTO MY VEINS.
Cover of the book Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher, featuring white thorns with a drop of red blood.
I have a new book out today! Called THORNHEDGE! Available in most of the usual places you get books! It is very sweet and only has a couple dead bodies.
Just read Thornhedge, and I agree with the author that despite everything, it was very sweet~
Cue five minutes of snorting and the lingering feeling of something not quite right
I wanted to feel cute so I flipped upside down with my head on my partner’s lap, and they looked at me and bit into their wafer cookie and the crumbs WENT UP MY NOSE
SIRENS OF THE CITY #2. Tomorrow.
me staring at myself in the little window for the entire zoom meeting
You talkin’ shit?
Q:Some of your books make it seems like you believe in actual literal magic, do you? () A: I can write down a few words and make people thousands of miles away, whom I have never met and will never meet, laugh tears of joy and cry tears of true sorrow for people who do not exist and have never existed and never will exist. If that isn't actual literal magic I don't know what is.
Reposting this from Tumblr myself because otherwise people will be posting it tomorrow and other people will be asking if I said it.
HYUCK
Super cute! Mine always ends up slicked back like a greaser and I can’t say I hate it
Healing begins when you realize that blorbo from your self-insert fics is also a poor little meow meow and you learn, at last, how to woobify the problematic fave within yourself.
I’m the friend who offers the pickles and my partner is the pickle friend. This is clearly why we work
Vampires for sexy, werewolves for wholesome
I’m not sure if my partner is still a patron, but from what I saw of the game a while back it looks SUPER cool
Gotta love starting a new account with a new hyperfixation, thanks good omens s2, I didn’t need a brain