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Whatever you do don’t tell John Piper about this

Please keep the Vancouver Filipino community in your prayers. This is a tragedy unlike anything we have had in our city.

Women at the tomb
Men hiding in the upper room

Hard to believe there are so many MS 13s out there. I mean they should have at least upgraded to Vista.

Happy Easter to all, including that jerk that stole my spot at Costco last week.

He is Risen!

The dripping blood our only drink,
The bloody flesh our only food:
In spite of which we like to think
That we are sound, substantial flesh and blood—
Again, in spite of that, we call this Friday good.

— T.S. Eliot, East Coker

Real ID sounds like a membership card at a Mark Driscoll church

Calvinist Motivational Posters

You have to give it to the guy beating a Global Pandemic

Miles Davis sounds a lot better in the States, I must confess. In Canada, he is called 1.609 kilometre Davis.

Sorry I am no longer opening a sub-minimum wage paying garment factory in Ohio. It’s just too chaotic to invest in the US right now.

I regret illegally voting for Trump

The recession is right over there

Oh man the good old days…

I cannot confirm or deny that it was me

How is there not a Christian dating app called HelpMeet?

Hey Josh. No I’m in Vancouver. But that line redraw would involve annexing the whole Greater Toronto Area lol. And would cause a war lol.

Define “Christianity”

Starting my patriarchy twitter journey now

Have I never mentioned my ten kids?