I've had one since 2017. You're just copying me. Stop it.

I had an emotion once. A sort of empty feeling in the pit of my stomach. Then I ate a pizza, and it went away.

It’ll be Cuba, and it will be a shocking. You’re 100% accurate. He’ll need to sooth his damaged ego as quickly as possible.

An image of a police report originally in Welsh, but translated badly, into English: "North Police are investigating a series of burglaries after several petrol stations in Gwynedd said they were targeted over the weekend. A number of petrol station owners claimed that a woman filled her car with fuel and left without paying. In addition to the petrol stations, a coot owner selling teeth in Rhoshirwaun has said his company has been drowned at the same time. The authorities believe he is the one person responsible for all the thefts. No arrests have been made at this time."

Remember folks, don't use Meta for Welsh translation work..

Sorry admiral. Im British. 🫡

This is so well done. 👌

Fair enough. 🙂

Born in 1977. Off the top of my head:

Falklands
Thatcher 🖕
Miners Strike
Challenger
Chernobyl
1987 Hurricane
Fall of Berlin Wall
Collapse of USSR
Labour landslide in '97

Never forget. 😔

Exactly. Rutte knows that flattering Trumps ego is the best way to maintain the status quo.

Because Trump isn't the United States, and he won't be around forever. With the way things are going, he might not be around for the mid-terms. Better to flatter his enormous ego and keep NATO together, than give him the finger, no matter how satisfying it might be.

Unpopular opinion: what if Rutte’s nauseating sycophancy towards Trump isn’t weakness, but a deliberate attempt to keep the US in NATO?

7/15. Fuck off.

Newspaper famous for lying repeats lies by well known liar, Richard Tice, famous for telling lies about fossil fuels because rich liars pay him to repeat their lies.

He’s empowered Iran, helped Putin financially, and damaged global economic stability.

I don’t think that’s what he had in mind when he started it, but those are the achievements.

Step 1 - buy rocket with the best and healthiest of intentions.
Step 2 - decide to eat it tomorrow and have pizza today instead.
Step 3 - find the bag crushed at the back/bottom of the fridge several weeks/months later. Pour dark green slime into the wormery.
-periodically repeat-

Generic AI generated mid-20s young Tory.

Or this. They are 100% doing it. Endless supply of right-wing columnists, spouting shite, and costing almost nothing.

That surely represents total failure on all fronts for the United States? Abject humiliation.

Based on my own leave-voting family - they wouldn’t have made the connection between leaving the EU and losing FoM. At least one thought a leave victory would make Farage PM, and another that it would mean all Muslims would be deported. So many clueless people.

“He’s dead already”

Not convinced they’re all real people. Ten minutes work with AI. It’ll even generate a self-satisfied looking picture to top the article. A lot cheaper than a salary.

Is that twat Isabel Oakeshott going there to escape the hell-hole of London in the spring? Please say she is.

Tacos

Am I the only person sitting and wondering if this is “it”?

Will I wake up to an alert on my phone, a blinding flash, or the news Trump has taco’d again. Perhaps I won’t wake up at all. 😬

Had a 386DX-40 back in 1993/94. Saved up and put a SoundBlaster v2 in it for my sixteenth birthday. Loved that machine, but…… Moore’s Law….. soon it was too slow and I craved a 486.

Five television programs to get to know me:

- Blackadder
- Modern Toss
- GoT (before the last two series)
- Red Dwarf
- Band of Brothers

I think about this strip often.

I was watching John Craven's Newsround on BBC1 when it was interrupted by a news flash. Not live, but on air within a couple of minutes.

Had an interview with Dyson once. Didn't get the job. Glad. Hate to think I'd have contributed in some small way to this asshole's fortune.

My friends dad had one in his office. We spent *hours* messing around on it. Loved it. Then he got a Macintosh Classic II, which was the coolest thing I'd ever seen. Happy days.