teaaaa

And so record breaking!!

more software needs a BEGONE button

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn aerial view landscape. It depicts an apple orchard in bloom in the centre, allotments to the left and sheep in their field at the bottom. Train tracks go past the top of the orchard and allotment.

Sewn train tracks past an apple orchard (to the left).

An angled view of a sewn vegetable allotment surrounded by rough land, trees and with train tracks to the left.

An angled view of embroidered bushes and paths going through them leading to an orchard, allotment and fields.

'A simple (perfect) life' - my spring landscape is finally finished! An apple orchard in bloom, old railway, sheep with their lambs and an allotment being prepared for growing :) Zoom in to see all the other tiny details too... I think this might be my favourite aerial embroidery I've ever done!

Comic. [Sign above four people. A person sits at a desk working on a laptop. A person with ponytail is talking to person with white hat. A person with short hair walks away.] SIGN: It has been [-0.00000000000000044] days since our last floating point error

Day Counter

xkcd.com/3228/

4 panel silly comic in black lines only. A blob guy has a big pencil. It says “I draw”. In the second panel he seems happy with his drawing and it says “all done yeah”. Panel 3 shows him holding up the drawing of a triangle with legs and a happy face. He goes “come on”. In the final panel he’s very pleased with himself, closes his eyes and tells himself “I’m a bit incredible”

Come on

Digital sketch, caricature of the Writers’ Museum in Edinburgh

Old Town malarkey

If you use GitHub (especially if you pay for it!!) consider doing this *immediately*

Settings -> Privacy -> Disallow GitHub to train their models on your code.

GitHub opted *everyone* into training. No matter if you pay for the service (like I do). WTH

github.com/settings/cop...

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.”

youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

All the lil zombie guys so far

How your email finds me

Very stiff-looking mannequin versions of James and Laura from Silent Hill 2.

The Silent Hill 2 booth at E3 2001 was a sight to behold.

BREAKING NEWS: Otter receives some really good scritches.

A social media thread. just-shower-thoughts: I hate that SEPTember OCTOber and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. advsnced-procrastination: Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed. brunhiddensmusings: good news!

Happy Ides of March.

This bit in the From Russia With Love game made me laugh out loud. You've got a fairly grounded, low key fight based on the one in the movie, then the most video game looking fucker of all time slides into frame.

Year of the Fire Horse

Killing a French vampire with bread is painstaking.

A rock hyrax comes face to face with a willow ptarmigan. The hyrax screams, “AWAWA”, the willow ptarmigan mutters, “awebo. awebo. awebo.”

awawa meets awebo

Maslow's hierarchy pyramid filled with "games where your mouse turns into a little gauntlet"

*need*

preview of a sticker of a gray striped cartoon cat screaming. the caption reads "due to personal reasons i will now be screaming"

due to personal reasons

i will now be ✨screaming✨

new sticker! get it here ➡️ mcapriglione.art

Bob Golen (@BobGolen) on twitter: "I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine."

Crow Country is $9.99 on Steam buff.ly/uB2iiWm

Deck verified

also on PS+ Extra

Happy 85th birthday to Hayao Miyazaki ♡

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

A reversible meat tenderizer for $42.95 at Williams Sonoma. It looks like a dildo

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

3 panel comic. Panel 1: man presenting to board room, saying “we have three new emoji ideas.” Panel 2: the page is turned to reveal two incomprehensible horror emojis and a banh mi. Panel 3: the people in the boardroom look concerned. One says uhh… and the other says “the banh mi is cute”