ending a phone call the sean hughes way - brilliant

Had a great ham and cheese roll before football at the greyhound inn in oldham recently.

Awesome performance today. Imagine if Lavery wasn't a hammie nightmare. Surprised by how poor County were though #camutd

Every day is a school day #wordle

God, I love her so much. Just banger after bager.

She's in it purely for the love of the game and I respect that.

Many years ago Theresa May in Twyford Waitrose being exasperated at her husband

David Cameron and clan in a Costcutter type of shop in the Cotswolds. No kids were left behind

Move to wiltshire, one big ole not spot despite what the phone companies say

Would have made mango christmas dos less fun i suspect

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Amen! Team #italicsmeansyoushouldntbotherreadingthem

Urgh, rubbish game but at least with the other results we havent lost ground. #camutd

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Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

Great night watching @realclintonb.bsky.social at the wyvern tonight. Very funny

Newspaper headline: "Estate of Mike Lynch ordered to pay £920m to Hewlett-Packard" which I have chosen to misinterpret for humourous reasons.

All he did was buy a five pack of ink cartridges.

"grandma can you come pick me up from the airport, the passengers are making fun of my tactical chinos"

Dreadful, utterly dreadful. Everyone involved should be ashamed of even thinking about this.

What a crappy final this is so far

Andy reid is a proper old timer. Leg amputed in the penalty box....play on

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Here’s Mr. T’s daughter talking about…being his daughter.

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The artist did clegg a favour. If it had actually looked like him he would have never been able to tear himself away from staring at it

horse racing has lots of issues. Todays spread of meetings speaks to a lack of a plan. Sedgefield and Newcastle on the same day, nothing south of Ludlow.

Dire Straits - Walk of Life

Big time united. Big queue to colpect tickets them a big queue to get in :-) #camutd

Im old enough to remember when interim managers werent the answer to every football downturn

Peter drury is going to wet himself with excitement if this kid for liverpool scores

Lowest ever #motd viewing figures tonight?

"Humiliated tailors" never caught that line before -brilliant #themanwiththegoldengun

Gillingham's keeper is giving me flashbacks to last year #camutd