I'm getting the bus to Mayo tomorrow for my Dad's anniversary so fingers crossed those selfish easily-led eejits don't fuck it up

Tremendous

Quite a pre-game speech there from the Spurs stadium announcer.

"Sometimes there's a fire to be lit. They're nervous as hell. We're calm. We're ready..."

What it means.

xG (expected gratitude) for Christmas presents

Dad (0.02) 1-1 (4.9) Mum

Absolutely love this. 🐮

Three images on top of each other. Image 1: A photo of Adolf Hitler with writing that says, Second World War: 1939-45: 69 journalists killed. Image 2: A photo of US soldiers walking across a field with writing that says, Vietnam War: 1955-75: 63 journalists killed. Image 3: A photo of Gaza with writing that says, Gaza: October 2023-present 242 journalists killed* *United Nations figures

The targeted killing of Anas al-Sharif and five other journalists on Sunday means at least 242 Palestinian journalists have been killed by Israeli forces since the beginning of October 2023.

No conflict in modern history has seen a higher number of journalists killed.

Patron saint of all birds 🐦

France bans smoking at beaches, parks and bus shelters France will ban smoking on beaches and in parks, public gardens and bus shelters from tomorrow.

France will ban smoking on beaches and in parks, public gardens and bus shelters from tomorrow

Exactly what I would have taken.

What it means Before every season and at periodic intervals during every season, I daydream a lot about Arsenal Men and Women winning the league or the Champions League. I have a very overactive inner monologue and...

This week’s Arsenal Women Newsletter. Arsenal Women are the Champions of Europe and it means the whole fucking world

awnewsletter.arseblog.com/what-it-means/

Morning 🏆

Britain hasn’t agreed a trade deal with the US – it’s ended a hostage negotiation | Gaby Hinsliff There will be relief for UK carmakers but not much else to celebrate: Trump’s whims still hang over the UK – and the world – economy, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff

Britain hasn’t agreed a trade deal with the US – it’s ended a hostage negotiation | Gaby Hinsliff

This is glorious!

Tyrone struggling to stay with Armagh but McCurry has been superb.

👏This is because Truss represents a dying breed in our cruel, new world: a colossally unlikeable, laughable failure who somehow finds new, and bafflingly public, ways to die on her arse, time and time again. 👏

Remontadahahahah

Arsenal the only club to have been drawn against Madrid at least twice in the history of European competition and not been knocked out.

Arsenal beat Real Madrid again to book Champions League semi-final spot in style Bukayo Saka, who missed a first-half penalty, fired Arsenal into a 4-0 aggregate lead after 64 minutes

Arsenal beat Real Madrid again to book Champions League semi-final spot in style

Amazing. Imagine saying that when your entire game plan was just putting in more crosses than a catholic gift shop at Easter.

Long has previously called for abolishing the IRS, as well as replacing much of the tax code. 🤯

Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal 🎶

First time travelling with @wizzair.bsky.social today. Last time travelling with them too.

Appalling customer experience- or a total absence of any such service.

All feels a bit tired and contrived.

No Canada or Mexico?