On my second fast day of the week. Fucker sitting next to me in the office is eating custard doughnuts

Well, Halifax Piece Hall is rather splendid

Had bacon and eggs straight from the farm for breakfast, like I'm in the Famous Five

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Not working today

Big hill climbed, 12-mile walk completed. Pint

Beautiful day for going up a big hill

I hear you comrade

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Day off today. Off to fanny about in the Dales later

Latest uni assignment submitted and a four-day weekend coming up

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Would have had to reluctantly send it back. Only 600 calories today...

Bit of grilled sea bass and some roasted veg with herbs. It was quite tasty actually but way, way too fucking small!

To be fair it did look good

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That's cruel

I'm doing one of those 5:2 fast diets. It's approaching the end of the second fast day and it's safe to say I'm absolutely fucking ravenous.
Dreamt about beef burgers last night

Marie Rose Voting Conservative

Been watching the Attenborough documentary on garden wildlife. Just been out into ours and found two hedgehogs having it off under the bird feeder

She quite liked it. Said the story was a bit iffy in places but she enjoyed Parklife in it and the fact it wasn't a 'proper' musical.
Happy birthday btw!

Am on a diet and have had no booze all weekend so the fact that it's all four bins tomorrow is even more exciting than usual #binageddon

Doing an assignment for my studies and it's become patently obvious I've underestimated what it actually involves.
I've reached that panic mode where I keep leaving my desk to make a cup of tea. I've had nine so far today

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In the gym because

I'm not sure Mrs F knows exactly what she's going to see as her friend booked it. She's just looking forward to being in the bright lights of television's London. And away from me

Mrs F is seeing that today. I won't share your lukewarm review

I don't mind people who can't write using AI to help them but this stroker is a self-proclaimed 'communications expert'

Thought I might finish early today, so a massive thank you to one of the directors who's presented me with a load of AI-generated plop that he urgently needs turning into something intelligible

Didn't go into the office today because I couldn't be bothered to get up. This is why I don't post on LinkedIn

Watched The Ballad of Wallis Island tonight. It was very good

Been for bank holiday pub beers in the sunshine

Mrs F and I have contrasting views of what constitutes a perfect bank holiday. She thinks it's one spent gardening whereas I'm more in the on the sofa watching back-to-back Carry On films on ITV3 camp

Haha. Yes. As mentioned, I'd had a few

Lol. Probably my own