let’s be horny as friends

Local Brisbane gay shares life goal aspiration to be a cartoon character

"I want to be one of those little guys from Goblin Cave, not one of the big ones but the little guys that fuck really fast"

Hello little gay people in my phone

Such an elegant way to heavily imply a mountain of nudes

Getting spit roasted and spun around like a rotisserie chicken in seat 4 for 10 hours

Wholeheartedly!!! ❤️🫶🥵

Can Krampus porn be a year long thing please pretty please 🥺🙏🏾

Topping super well means I roll a d20 and if I get 7 or higher I switch to "insatiable top" mode and on a 6 or below I switch to wanting to sit on something absurdly big.

damn what a cool pokemon, definitely probably my favorite one, I think they’re all so interesting & how they fight is so awesome, do you want head

I dont want AAA games anymore, i want games made by a little freak with a vision

Maybe the real 8.5 inch dual density dildo (with balls) was the friends we made along the way

He should be at the club

i’d take backshots from him too idc

The original Skeleton Crew 🪦

Continuing tradition of putting this on all new accounts

Baby let's put that self retweet button down

Holding space for

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Me seeing the doctor because I can't stop saying "well yes" outloud

elphaba stronger than me cause i would've unzipped fiyero's pants in the woods and showed oz something truly wicked honey

Holding space for my homies nudes ❤️

Holding space for that little drop of precum in the first picture

PLEASE take me with you

another example of why everyone should’ve spent their formative years on tumblr as their first social media app

Me in my echo chamber

don't wake me up till they've made a 'hairy holes of bluesky'