The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

Wow guess I really got that one wrong huh? Turns out several types of weapon formed against me will prosper. And like, really easily

Girl I just got something after a almost a YEAR I’m sending that energy your way

and then everyone clapped

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

the war is unpopular but it's also illegal but it also doesn't serve any purpose but it also undermines diplomacy but it also is set to produce the opposite outcome as intended but it also already has hundreds dead and threatens more but it also will not make anything better for anyone but it also

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.

grief tallow. roast grief. grief jerky

I wish I knew…fewer things about the world than I currently do

I feel like if there were more geese around in MN right now things might be different. I’m not saying it’ll fix things in any kind of structural way, I just think videos of ICE agents slipping in the streets pursued by a hissing Canada goose would be very healing

the President is illegally raising taxes because people don't like his plan to illegally spend billions of tax dollars illegally invading allied territory

I just don’t understand how we are supposed to see ICE as anything but moronic when they go eat at a Mexican restaurant and—I assume—trust that no one in the back will do unspeakable things to their food. If I were an employee I’d be waiting so excitedly for my turn to spit in the mole poblano

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

a little black cat lays happily on top of a person. The person’s arm is wrapped around the cat lovingly.

everyone... sometimes it is important to remember your best things. your fluffiest bed and your warmest blankie and your softest friend. this is how I solve the world. you’re welcome!!

The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.

(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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Say her name.

Renee Nicole Good.

Kristi Noem: "Renee Good was a domestic terrorist."

Do you think C-SPAN would keep rolling if they just started eating each other on the house floor

incredible quote lol

It is tragic that this person was put in a position where she lost her life for no reason other than to serve the vanity of a man determined to establish dominance over a city that hates him

USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...

Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

A little ferret lookin handsome as heck

Why so photogenic? What is he posing for?

I’m in Minnesota and I’m working at a job where a good amount of my coworkers are Somali and the thing is we’re all just doing the same job for the same money every day. Why should they be threatened with danger and instability when we’re all just trying to eke out a fucking living.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it