My only regret is that I have boneitis.

🎶Everybody get up, it's time to slam now🎶
🎶We got a real jam goin' down🎶
🎶Welcome to the Pope Slam (Pope Slam, Slam)🎶
🎶Here's your chance, do your dance at the Pope Slam, alright (alright, alright)🎶

Welcome home, Sweet Prince 🤍 – Imani has also returned to Montrose! 🤍⭐️

The boys are back in town. Let's go!!!

📸: Chicago Piping Plovers (Imani and Pippin, Montrose Protected Beach, April 13, 2026)

THE FROGURT IS ALSO CURSED. THAT'S BAD. BUT YOU GET YOUR CHOICE OF TOPPINGS.

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

That's not supposed to be possible, right?
If the foul happens before its in play, its 1 shot and ball, right?
Am I going crazy, or did the refs completely blow that?

Insane ending…
How did mathurin get fouled with zero time coming off the clock?
Thats not supposed to be possible.
Bad refereeing, but it also didn’t seem like Lue argued it at all.

Major League - Are You Telling Me Jesus Christ Couldn't Hit a Curveball? YouTube video by Day Drunk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3T...

30 some odd years later, as relevant as ever.

For those keeping score at home:
Giving water to a someone in line to fly: Legal
Giving water to someone in line to vote: Straight to jail!

It was gorgeous the day BEFORE the Fire opener too.
Chicago weather is just taunting soccer fans.

I saw one on Malden last week, up until that moment I had no idea they were even in Illinois!

I’m afraid to know… the wildly variable schedule definitely doesn’t help.

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

I think if Kat hadn't run, Biss would've sat back for another 20 years of patiently waiting for Jan Schakowsky to die in office.

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point

About that bland looking new passport though...

Actual footage of my mailbox with 6 days left until the primaries.

(Voting for @katmabu.bsky.social , so AIPAC, Fine and Biss are just wasting paper and postage.)

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.

hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

Can’t just let another team raid YOUR legislative piggy bank.

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Jack Hughes smiles with missing teeth after winning an Olympic Gold medal.

No porcelain, no veneers… get Jack Hughes some GOLD TEETH.

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

Huh, it’s almost as if using Twitter at all anymore is problematic and makes news organizations look bad. Weird.

I cannot imagine how difficult it is to be constantly reminded of your worst day, but I sincerely appreciate your continued efforts to improve things in our city.

La Retraite de Hugues de Payens, by Georges Mathieu, 1958 (rotated), 📸 by @tiltoncreative

Don’t forget the keyboard click noises

RIP

Burger Chef murders - Wikipedia

Stan leaves Peggy after a client meeting where she calls the Burger Chef murders a tremendous rebranding opportunity.

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Also, the loser doesn’t go home, they play exactly as many more games as the winner.