I’m always so happy to see him!

a man in a red jacket is sitting at a table eating a birthday cake Alt: Winston from New Girl is eating an entire sheet cake with a fork, then drops it in on the table in disgust at the person he’s staring at and gets up and leaves.

Well, if by “original” you mean (not) in the pilot…

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

That’s where I landed as well.

Book cover: Moving Pictures by Terry Pratchett. The cover art is very reminiscent of the 20th Century Fox logo, surrounded with unraveling film and octopus tentacles

23. Pratchett has a blast introducing the idea of movies to his comedic fantasy world, with ancient prophecies replete with the iconography of major studios and the Oscars. It’s a delightful romp spotlighting several characters normally only seen in cameo roles. #booksky

Another day in the USA being a Black person

Book cover: Murder at the Mayfair Hotel, a Cleopatra Fox mystery by C.J. Archer

22. This fun first installment in a mystery series sees a spunky orphaned young woman moving into her estranged uncle’s hotel in 1899 London and trying to make herself useful solving a murder with the help of the staff, running afoul of the obvious future love interest whom she can’t stand. #booksky

U.S. Installs a Trump Loyalist to Lead ‘Grand Conspiracy’ Case Into Trump Foes

Worth adding that Russia did as a matter of fact intervene for Trump in 2016 and that the evidence is widely known, abundant, and collected in various forms (🧵 1/3)
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

Why Are “Gender Critical” Activists So Fond of Gametes? plus my new video “Trans People and Biological Sex: What the Science Says”

preparing to give another Trans People & "Biological Sex" talk, so I though I'd re-up this – it's an in depth primer on why anti-trans groups have become obsessed with gametes & why the actual science does not support their claims (no paywall): juliaserano.medium.com/why-are-gend...

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

shouldn't be allowed to choose their own clerks, shouldn't be allowed to accept fees for speaking or prize money or awards. shouldn't be able to get book deals, etc. etc. if what you want is to be famous, well, no one is forcing you to be a supreme court justice.

Your periodic reminder, that Thomas, like many who share his politics, isn’t merely a partisan hack. He’s also motivated by pure malice.

You know expectations are in the cellar when Donald can get giddy applause from his corral of shameless sycophants simply because he managed to scrawl his ridiculous signature on a executive order—and it looks like it was written by an aggressive eight-year-old desperate for attention.

Holy crap. Thanks and kudos to whoever made a deal with the devil to unearth these.

I know people who were super into RFK Jr. in 2024, and I know people who boosted Tulsi in 2016.

I will never trust those people. All the signs were there. RFK Jr. and Tulsi are exactly who we warned they were, only somehow even more so.

In an administration brimming with moral degenerates, RFK Jr keeps finding ways to stand out.

On this Superman Day, I will reiterate what I believe is a core truth of the DC universe: bsky.app/profile/cher...

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

In a way, Trump going full on attack mode against the Pope out of the blue shouldn’t be all that surprising. Trump was raised in a KKK family, and Catholics have always been among the many people that the KKK hates.

Spitz brand dill pickle flavored sunflower seeds

Giants brand dill pickle flavored pistachios and cashews (two separate bags for the different nuts)

Matador Chamoy Gummies pickle bites

Kettle krinkle cut dill pickle chips

Look, I like pickles as much as the next guy, but why is everything pickle flavored all of a
sudden?

Cover of Lois Lane #80 featuring Lois leaving Superman. An anonymous former owner altered Superman into a beatnik with beret, goatee, and glasses saying "Hey, baby, cool off"

Close-up of Beatnik Superman shows artistry

Zhinxy's account may have been mysteriously suspended, but we cannot let Superman Day pass without her cherished copy of Lois Lane #80. It was altered by a previous owner so that the iconic Curt Swan superman is a beatnik saying "Hey, baby, cool off!" She would save it in a fire.

Trump, IRS In Talks To Settle U.S. President's $10 Billion Lawsuit Trump's adult sons, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, and the Trump Organization are also plaintiffs.

Trump is reported close to a "deal" with himself under which US taxpayers would pay him $10 billion.

I served in multiple communist and authoritarian dictatorships, but I never witnessed corruption on this scale or this blatant.

Barack Obama and Zohran Mamdani sing ‘Wheels on the Bus’ to kids in NYC

If you intentionally deadname horrible people you are not an ally.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

This is a delightful thread, despite the bald man slander. I don't know how I missed it five months back.

Caitlyn Jenner Appeals to Trump, Saying She Cannot Travel After Passport Gender Changed to 'Male' Caitlyn Jenner's passport was reissued with a male marker, restricting travel and spotlighting tensions between her support for Trump and policies affecting transgender rights.

Look, I get it, and I’m deliberately not quote-skeeting anyone who’s FAFO-gloating about this. But horrifying, genocidal discrimination remains no less horrifying even when it happens to a piece of crap who helped it happen.

www.ibtimes.co.uk/caitlyn-jenn...

“Bibi, Orban is waiting for you at the Dictator Retirement Home” at a pro-democracy protest in Haifa, Israel

📸 Eilat Markovitch