I hope it comes with Fiddle Faddle

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We need to see Jaxxon on the big screen!

I hope the upcoming Fantastic Four does well enough to justify a sequel, because I need to see a Danny DeVito Mole Man

This is Floyd trying to be secretive. He's not good at it

Ahem

This morning's haul. I missed a couple of items on my list, but I don't think I can blame the Swifties for buying all of the Dictators albums #rsd2025 #recordstoreday

@randbot.bsky.social You're more prescient than the Simpsons!

I understand what Pete Hegseth is going through; one time, I accidentally sent my top secret plans for the War on Christmas to Santa Claus

I am not hoo-man. I am Ro-Man!
Tied for first place in the category of Obscure Movies costumes with this character from the classic 1953 film Robot Monster

Floyd only ate half his meal, saving the rest for later.
In other news, my lizard has more will power and self control than I do #skink

I never knew that windows could be so expensive. The things you look through, not the ones that crash your PC

I have come down with a bad case of Ballatro. I might not be able to come into work this week, depending on the cards I get dealt

That's fair

What is the band that you like the most that is named after something you dislike? For example, The Police. For context, this came to me while I was listening to Traffic stuck in traffic

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I ask a coworker a Yes or No question, and they reply with a TED talk, or want to schedule a meeting. My brother in Capitalism, this only requires one syllable, why are you making it so hard?

Floyd reporting back to his Gorn superior #skink #startrek

I probably shouldn't have made Tojo watch The Blair Witch Project during his bath last night #tortoise

Thank you!

Floyd has no interest in watching The Wild Robot with me. He's not fond of birds #skink

Is "An apple a day keeps the doctors away" legally binding? If I can prove that I met the criteria, can I sue any doctor that gets within 50 feet?

Get good shoes; this helped me avoid shin splints on the treadmill

Floyd has decided to rejoin society. I'm trying to keep him away from the news, or he might go back into brumation for 4 years #skink

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

I only need my glasses for reading, so occasionally I won't wear them when I'm out in public. When this happens, inevitably someone just HAS to show me something on their phone and insists on shoving it in my face

Fulfilled my most sacred holiday tradition: karaoked The Monster Mash during the Christmas season. I followed it up with You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch to stay in the theme

I did not have "Jane Fonda hawking VR fitness apps" on my bingo card for 2024

no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”