Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

All Mario princesses are now related

A very special Happy Earth Day to everyone posting AI generated "happy earth day" graphics. Amazing job. You definitely get it.

Etsy popup saying “find out when items like this go on sale, use the Etsy app” and the item is a cool fat orange monster guy

I believe I will

what if i fucking kill you

god she was so cool

Screenshot from DMC5. Vergil and Dante about to strike each other with their swords. Overlaid on the image of Nero is a tiny dog with its paws out from the STOP FIGHTING meme

Finally finished Devil May Cry 5 and I can't believe this was actually how it ended. I thought this was just a meme.

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

Me when I tell Gen Z kids I used to be cool on the internet because I was an "SA goon" and they start calling the cops on me

Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

Don’t think I will ever be as happy as when I was 11, playing online Flash games on my grandma’s computer that were all called like, Don’t Let Wendy Find the Thermometer

component cable hair ties go hard

A 21 year public servant lost to a felon predator rapist grifter? Sounds bad. Like losing in chess to a dog

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
[…]
03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

Until politicians are willing to stand up with people their words mean nothing. I could also tweet "ice is bad I told u trump would be bad" and do nothing while people like you act as if I'm a prophet who can't do more

Ending the war means nothing. Israel killed Palestinians before the "war" and it would after the "war". The usage of the word war itself is laughable

That doesn't align with my positions. At best it's a half measure that she later walked back on.
My positions are that trans people deserve healthcare and that Palestine should be free.

Normal things to say.
"But my lady would've killed fewer people!" I wonder why Dems are so unpopular

Wow I totally believe that lady who has shown she stands for nothing

Trump also told us he's pro peace. So what? She wanted tough borders, most lethal military, said Israel needs aid and called Iran an enemy

I think it's bland and boring but, like, 3D World also came out in the same timeframe so I can't even pretend like it was some kind of "dark age"

There are so few truly bad Mario games that the "dark age" would be scattered all over the timeline, and simply because the guy appeared in like a billion games.

The Butt-Head in me recognizes the Beavis in you

fucked up looking graphics mod but i hope you get that brimstone and mega mushroom combo early

Allies for what? Like, what the fuck are you even fighting for? Relative comfort that doesn't include any marginalized people? ICE that opresses no more than hundreds at a time? Police state that's not *too* harsh?

without context I'm just imagining a ballot measure that says "SAVE YOUR COUNTRY" and republicans angrily voting "NO"

comm, thanks!