If I hear Romo say "Tush Push" one more time I'm gonna lose it

I'm here to talk about important things, like how Oral B floss is absolute shit compared to any competitor

Wow sad to see Hindenburg research close up shop. I've always been such a huge fan.

This timeline is only getting worse...

This Texans game is just wow

Breaking: Mark Zuckerberg, founder of Google and a convicted Corgi murderer, says that fact-checking is biased.

This man and a small group of capitol police officers singlehandedly saved our democracy four years ago.

In November, 77 million Americans said "to hell with them" and voted for the insurrectionists.

Your "Back the Blue" flags are a pathetic disgrace and your patriotism is bullsh*t.

The bots are coming in droves to follow real accounts, wow

Gonna be fuckin cold this week

Getting sick over winter break with the kids home is just bullshit

why am I thinking of Roko's Basilisk

itJustWorks

Boathouse will never get old to me

looksNormal

Merry Christmas everyone. I still suggest you don't get your kids slime for Christmas. Be smarter than I am.

She didn't kill me

Yea I tried the "relax" earlier over her getting worked up over some ridiculous shit and that was also a mistake lol. If nobody hears from me tomorrow assume I'm dead and she did it

Pro Tip: even if your wife is acting this way, do not ask her why she has been clinically insane all day

Yzerman is still my childhood hero. The Russian 5 was the best era.

Did not know you were a NHL fan bud. I've been a hardcore Red wings fan (for better or worse, more worse the last decade lol) my entire life. Have fun

As a fellow Asperger's individual it is quite amusing to watch Elmo with his Asperger's completely out of fucking control. Maybe RFK Jr lent him that worm in his brain too.

You late to the game it's been there almost as long as blippi

If there is ever an instance where we might as well just let him cook

Too many people on this planet anyway, send more cannon fodder already. Ukraine is ready

Lot more room for this to fall to come back to Earth

😂

Just update your priors girl