congratulations shinji

oh hello from adjacent

poor bluesky is just havin a fuckin time lately huh

hello blankness my old friend

i dont slay enough for that (also I am too busy eating my fingernails to make them pretty)

...marking*

goddamn it bluesky stop using ai to shart out code and getting DDOSd let us edit posts

You buy nail polish to make ur tootsies pretty 💅

I buy nail polish because it's a surprisingly durable tool making medium 🔧

we are not the same

(like seriously though lmao it's perfect)

free: lawnmower if you can even find it in the most vertical image ever posted to the internet

idk either but im diggin the energy

a drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils . ALT: a drawing of a skeleton holding a bunch of colored pencils .

it me!

yeah idgaf about clout I am here explicitly for ME

it is what it is im not complaining

suffice to say I did not enjoy my dab

my first (and last) dab experience

more than a woman to meeeee

idk bigfoot is pretty good too lol 🫈

Lmfao at this new freak

🫪

nope

I also don't like *do* anything just yapping into the void but hey if people enjoy that who am I to judge

it would be a tragedy otherwise

god I'm so fucking tired

why am I awake?

well because 1. I am irresponsible and

2. beegees came on

518 of u are following me

um ok enjoy

I guess

Bee Gees - Tragedy - 1979 YouTube video by Uti's Records

3. zoop

wow ok 1. this has never actually occurred to me but...yeah, that actually....super tracks.

2. which is a fucking shame because disco is incredible and the revival of tracks inspired by it speaks volumes tbh

the roads are our mycelium

I know it's 4/20 but I don't want to eat plant I am anxious enough and if I do that I will become a little black hole of anxiety and I do not need that right now so instead enjoy the phrasing of "eat plant" and stay tuned for me getting shitblasted sideways this weekend too anxious to post high tho

and honestly a very special fuck you to patrons who feel staff should bend over for you. you deserve nothing. if you're kind, kindness will come back to you. these are staff, but they're still people.

people who do NOT get paid enough to deal with your cunty ass. I did my time.... I get it.

yup. I've been there, I know what it's like back there - especially dealing with entitled rich snobs. I'm not out here to ever give someone in the service industry shit, it's a shit position and is basically totally thankless.

The whole pay thing is insulting enough, let alone berating by customers

3. they occasionally hold an event called cassetti spaghetti where a dude shows up and DJs exclusively off tapes

4. they have malort (this one is less a perk and more just funny)

3.5-4.5:

the tapes dj ordered a shot of malort next to me while we were chatting once

5. the "I malorted" stickers

ok reasons I fucking love this bar:

1. it's aura is grandpas 70s basement bar

2. told the bartender to circle back around when she had a moment, take your time, I know you're busy etc

....I was rewarded with a shot of whiskey on the house for that one lmao

not me abusing the cd jukebox @ state park to play every screeching weasel song it has followed immediately by sam cooke

(me)