Gotta grab that golden parachute while the grabbin’s good because the minute Trump drops dead, that site dies with him.

As a SPLC donor I can assure you, I have not been defrauded by their pursuit of right wing nazi hate groups.
Don’t tempt me to make an extra donation today in memory of Pam Bondi.

That seems hard to believe since we were told their entire navy was destroyed.
This is working out great for Iran. They’re making a ton of money, humiliating the US govt and getting closer to China and Russia.
They may hope this war goes on for years.

Nothing says “top fighting-fit” like a bunch of soldiers in bed with the flu.

Is this the same AI that always adds a third hand to every human it draws or thinks Virginia is on the Mexican border or is it something a little more reliable?
If it can’t produce a map of the US correctly or a pic of a man with only two hands… I ain’t getting in an airplane for a while.

Kash will crash and drop the lawsuit the second he learns what Discovery is. No one has warned him and he’s too stupid or drunk to figure it out on his own.
He just thought the threat of a lawsuit was enough for them to bow at his feet like CBS, Apple, etc did for Trump.

Repubs are scrambling to try to “fix” the problems that they created by being a one-party state for 25 years.
Everything in FL is unaffordable.
Now they want to eliminate property taxes to “help.” But local govts will suffer and raise sales taxes to make up for the lost revenue.
It never ends here.🤦🏻‍♂️

But, BUT Hunter Biden’s laptop!!!

I hate it when the members of the Family Values Morality Party™️ argue and air their dirty laundry. Can’t we just sweep it under the rug like the good old days?

a little boy wearing a steelers shirt is sitting on a slide ALT: a little boy wearing a steelers shirt is sitting on a slide

I love a good slide!

It started with MTG. Now we’re at Tucker. As we get closer to the midterms, we’re going to see a lot more Repubs saying…
I didn’t know Trump.
I’ve never really supported him.
Not sure who you’re talking about.
Have I ever met him?

They know he’s toxic.

🤣 Once you move past the hilarious Karma being served, it’s infuriating - and very telling - that she’s reaching out to Dear Leader to fix HER gender marker. Only hers. She doesn’t give a crap about other people in the same boat.
I hope she rots at home unable to travel anywhere.

Great! 👍
Let’s go through the discovery and investigation stage of the lawsuit and see what happens.
Ole bug-eyes will drop this lawsuit as quietly as possible and hope MAGAs never figure it out.

We got a lot of impeaching to do until we get to President McMahon 👍

/s

Oh. Are we executing pedos and rapists now? It’s about time.
Rep Fuller, I have some names of people to add to your death list.

Three bucks a gallon, a welcome relief to what we’re currently paying is still much higher than what it was before Trump’s no-plan war.

What’s a little vandalism when you have so much genociding to do?

I picked a bad time to open a shellfish business 🤦🏻‍♂️

Yup. When groups that have been discriminated against are granted “equal” rights, the right immediately starts screaming “special” rights.
Those gay boys want to get married? “Why should they get SPECIAL RIGHTS!”
Blacks want to vote? “SPECIAL RIGHTS!”

Although we all know that reading is a challenge for him (I bet ya a dollar he goes off script and says something stupid)… if he really wants to impress the Christian Nationalists, he’ll use interpretive dance to relay our Lord’s message.

I honestly can’t tell if his threat is new, from last week or the week before.
But I can guarantee the war will “be over” before the stock market opens tomorrow morning.
Cha-ching 💰

Damn it.
We’ve made a lot of advances since the early-to-mid 80s, but I wish she could’ve lived to see a cure. RIP Iris.
Just reading this this brings back so many good and bad ACT UP memories.

Within the GenZ generation, China will be dependent on zero oil and we’ll be completely dependent on it. One only has to foresee the future of endless wars to get a few extra barrels.
And Republicans are still screaming “Drill, Baby, Drill!”

What? We got scammed AGAIN? Noooo.
It’s going to take an entire generation to investigate, document, and prosecute all the Trump corruption.

Wait, does anyone think the VP still has a soul? Honey, he sold that to Trump a year and a half ago.
We all saw how fast he went from being very anti-Trump to kissing his *ahh* ring. Every belief Vance held changed the minute he was on Trump list of possible VP candidates.

Bluesky’s back up, y’all.
I unplugged it, shock the cable, blew on it and plugged it back in.
You’re welcome.

Yeah, you know… the school considered the most prestigious university in the western hemisphere. That Harvard.

The campaign ads just write themselves in Magaworld

Of course not… he hasn’t seen it. His porn app told him to put his phone down and give it a rest that day.