I just assume he's profiting from every bad decision

but how is the pitching

what hath Doritos inspired

enjoying a McRib out of season at the haunted McDonalds

shit

Ending a sentence with a preposition? Couldn't be me of.

Bah humbug, now that's too strong

vigorously waving from Springfield

vacant expression, purple hands

state visit sponsored by Make-a-Wish

Jim Varney could've played all the Martians

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I do not care where you take a shit. As long as it's a working toilet. And not an upper-decker. Unless I sympathize with the motive.

did he use skewers? were they shaped like tiny bananas?

this Tom Brady android is good. I want one that can relay the day's news in the style of an epic poem

so who was it?

then came the executive order that he gets to pet the gorillas at the zoo, and it reached its natural end