I sent a test DM. If it’s broken, well, damn Im just learning that too??? Wow, bsky suddenly revealing it’s held together with tape and peanut butter, smh.

Alternatively, you may DM me on tumblr ✌️

This was a cordially open invitation, so I think that’s fine. ✨👌😌 Take your time, DM the rest if you need or want~

(With a please and thank you, of course, I don’t mean to sound stern lmao)

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Give

Doesn’t have to be NSFW either.

I’m mostly a FF/LoZ/RPG consuming critter. But you might be surprised by what else I like (I’m out of the loop of most anime and gacha shits at….but I am open to research).

OCs also welcome~

Also welcome to ignoring me lol~

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Fuck it, I think I’ll do a small round of requests first, maybe no more than…two atm.

I need to warm up to using my tablet on my newer laptop

Come and get it! I’m a fan of monsterfolk and size difference and shit, idk. Comment here, I’ll take two. Uhhh…maybe give me a day or two. Rut still active~

Meanwhile I think I’m almost ready for some official yuri. But is it yuri if there’s no love….but SCIENCE??

I sincerely need to do something with my Koume and Kotake. Dr. Victor Gideon only spurs me on. I love my sciensexuals. Medisexual in his case. (Learning to draw him lololo) yeehaw ~

I’m permanently embarrassed about my work time/ethic maybe. Sometimes I can do things in spurts, other times I’m stuck in analysis paralysis hell. Smh oh well.

Imma contemplate prices or whatever

Seriously considering opening up requests or sketch commissions. Got that feeling of needing to step out of MY own head/comfort zone and indulge in the good shit of others, you lovely folks.

If I do comms, it’d mostly be to help my cousin with funeral costs...plus ongoing med bills for me. Gah 1/2

A jank sketch but whatever. Still there’s always that small desire for vulnerability…if it’s earned~

Back to my Dorf main, tho.

I’m trying to flesh out this one main lover of his in my silly AU. Somapriya, or Somaprita, or something. The “one that got away”. Or, the “one he almost killed with his evil magic cum”.

The only one he freely surrendered himself to, then no one else, ever again~

Midna confronting Ganondorf’s big ass and chewing him out~

Bonus nonsmut.

I didn’t pay much attention to fanfic and fanart for Twilight Princess back then, but was MidGan a thing once upon a time? I wonder.

Yes, I got things brewing for [most of] Ganondorf’s incarnations. My TP!Dorf kinda becomes Twili. I’m considering a Midzelgan ship (antagonistic lol)

all day, every day

Lmao not even a moment ago I checked on bsky, waiting for it to load my timeline, very brokenly I will add, and going “wow, tumblr is shit today.”

*pauses*

“Oh, this is bsky, excuse me. Bsky, pleeeeease”

Smh, this clown shit~

Khold and Neve additional for @tief-in-plaid.bsky.social;

I’m taking a caveman break from my tablet for a hot minute, but I know I need my lil fucking gremlin to terrorize my Ganondorves, one way or another. Dat assht~

I’ll get back to this. I hope. This sketch is on its third iteration from a year and a half ago, smh, I will succeed~

Why are these two hot?? The fanart (what little I’ve seen so I wouldn’t spoil myself until now) with Melinoë makes sense now.

More importantly though…big lady. My smol ass loves my big binches (Dorf and Dimitrescu)~

Maybe I draw, maybe it’s Maybelline 🤷🏾‍♀️

I like to think my ladies are some form of pan.

And all my eldritch entities are simultaneously pan and ace because things like aren’t meant to be understood by cosmically smol minds.

What am I? An existential crisis lol 😎

Oooh it’s ace day again, according to my TL?? Yeehaw~

One (at least) of my OC’s is ace (sex-repulsed).

My Ganondorf is aroace (sex-positive AND problematic lol).

My Sephiroth is ace (sex-neutral).

If I dabbled in Wesker again, he’d also be aroace (sex-neutral but misanthropic like my Seph lol).

I wanna try drawing Leon so bad. For years, he’s spent barely a blip on my radar despite being into the fandom since RE5 (and then going back to catch up), and all he had to do was reach almost 50 so my
kokoro go dokidoki.

Just like Ganondorf huhu.

Sephiroth can stay timeless though. Mmm aliens~

demon king ganondorf wearing something akin to a thong...excuse me. banana hammock. it is legit just a cup of cloth with some string attached.

i didn't get a lot done over the weekend for obvious reasons, but i'm joining smol trend on one of my discord servers. "draw your oc in this"

me: ehhyeeehhh...

not my oc but i've cooked up enough characterization to make a whole new man lol. doodle w/ obsessed color practice #ganondorf #loz #totk

being a villainfucker is truly a lost art nowadays amongst all this ridiculous moral panic 😔 even the ones who self proclaim as villainfuckers want to reform their villain blorbos.. i dont want him reformed i want him worse

man, dare I even still consider Victor with that silly but slick ass snakeskin coat, smh, or Leon, smh, or not-Wesker, smh.

We still Ganondorphin’ tho

I’m slackin’ atm, smh. Can you blame me though, two family deaths with two weeks of each other, and general malaise in the air from all the things. Money, docs~

Imma draw a dick tho, trust. Somebody on discord issued a challenge and I have a need…might also color. The Loish way? Still gotta study

a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️

#art #tdov #transart

tapping the sign

Accidentally slapped a coworker’s ass as I left the bathroom and she entered fml smh orz

Sometimes I don’t deserve arms~ 💀

Render, seed, manifest…

Oh, I’ll seed, alright );}

…

…I…I don’t have any seeds. Manifesting art and belligerently rendering color it is~! 🫡

If you run into a thing that's hard to draw and you're fighting for your life congratulations you're about to get better at art bc drawing it bad is still you getting better at drawing it at all.

Confidence is better than accuracy just go for it

uh oh oh no he’s hot. Why is everyone hot in RE9? I’d kiss Grace, I’d kiss Leon, I’d kiss this motherfucker????? Ooopf

Who knew, when I decided to make Koume and Kotake sciencesexual on a whim…that I’d also find it hot in the wild? Except Hojo FF7, fuck Hojo FF7 (affectionate)~

Dare I attempt

lp: I should share my references more, but I’m usually on a time crunch during lunch break . I just open Pinterest, draw whatever’s on my frontpage rq, and then skedaddle~

And then I tried to go back for it and it fucking poofed on me. 😂😭 Pinterest didn’t even save it in history, either, fml~