Popping in quick for my @minakimes.bsky.social rules post

I’m trying to find them a match, ya see. Was this one that should have stayed between me n the wife?!

I have so many single socks. I think I’m gonna just put them all on match.com 🤞🤞🤞

SHIT

Ian Karmel: Renewal • Kickstand Comedy Brand new material from Ian Karmel and some of Portland's best comedians. • Friday 7:30pm Tickets • Friday 9:30pm Tickets • Saturday 7:30pm Tickets • Saturday 9:30pm Tickets Ian Karmel is an Emmy a...

Portland, I’m coming home for two nights in June to run four shows of brand new material right out of the notebook. Tiny venue, big guests, cheap tickets, this is gonna sell out, so get on it!

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I’m in my living room watching Best of the Best, eating wings, cats chillin, daughter sleeping and I’m just happy ❤️

Done thank you!!!

Sean Telling Jokes Choose the city/cities you would come see me do stand up if I made it there!

Where should I go do stand up this year?!

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I’m watching KIDS 🤔🤔🤔

I SEE YOU, TUBI. Got some sneaky bangers.

It doesn’t get better 🪦

I sold 4 pairs of shoes so I could buy a new lawn mower. I think the University of South Dakota should give me an honorary economics degree.

My wife left town today for the week and 35 minutes in I shaved my face for the first time in about 5 years. It’s gonna get weird by Friday.

NEW AFE! We are joined by @jessedavidfox.bsky.social to draft our dream SNL cast!

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That’s so rad!! Broccoli is great

I was just so unfunny at my doctors appointment that when I was leaving, for NO reason at all, I mentioned I was on TV one time

Ian Karmel - "Homeless/Unhoused" from Comfort Beyond God's Foresight YouTube video by Ian Karmel

WATCH ME TELL JOKE
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Going to N.A.S.A. tomorrow and I asked my wife “Is this the Houston we have a problem NASA?!”

It is.

NEW AFE ALERT!!

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@iankarmel.bsky.social @katienolan.bsky.social

I have a daughter and still the only thing that TRULY makes me feel grown is having free space on my computer

Y’all say data or data?

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Now that I’m over here it’s time for the first random one of these. @minakimes.bsky.social is awesome 🎉

An ex asked me how long it would take me to forgive her if she cheated on me. I said 6 months and she got super happy because it had been a year 🤔

NEW AFE ALERT! Sean is the best ❤️

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NEW AFE ALERT!

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