the only thing democrats should be saying today is “the entire republican party is engaged in a coverup of the most notorious child sex trafficking ring in world history”

ultimate = last in a series

penultimate = second-to-last in a series

antepenultimate = third-to-last in a series

preantepenultimate = fourth-to-last in a series

propreantepenultimate = fifth-to-last in a series

Elon Musk Sailor Moon meme

Elon leaving the government

He should RTO and make sure to send the shareholders a list of five things he’s accomplished every week

“Donald Trump has repeatedly said he could settle the war between Russia and Ukraine in one day if he’s elected president again.”

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Mesquite smoke means the conclave is having baby back ribs

Basket of Fruit

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Happy #Easter

Personally, I think it should be front page news for at least a month if a sitting US President is using falsified evidence to try and deny due process to a man who has committed no crime, but that’s just me

Turns out you can shape the agenda with dramatic action and maybe even shift public opinion. Crazy.

The “don’t worry he can’t do that” to “don’t worry he’ll never do that” to “nobody thought he would do that” to “don’t worry here’s why doing that is no big deal” pipeline.

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy.

Third time’s the charm, I guess.

Watching a cowardly putz like the VP lecturing a legitimate hero like Zelensky about the circumstances of the invasion and destruction of his homeland is equal parts infuriating and embarrassing.

Dear manager:
This week I
1. Did a jump to the left
2. And then a step to the ri-I-I-ight
3. Put my hands on my hips
4. Brought my knees in tight
5. Did some pelvic thrusts
6. That really drive you insay-yay-yay-ane

Basically, I did the time warp again.

Hey, when random guys with no badges and no authority try to grab a protester and drag her away, that's when you put down the phone, get out of your seat, and fucking help her.

Dear manager, this week I

• Crush my enemy
• See him driven before me
• Hear the lamentations of the women
• Staple my TPS reports properly

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

I went to my Congressman's local office today. First off, they were surprised that I was there. They said they had been getting phone calls, but I was the first walk-in. That said, the phones were not ringing off the hook. If the DC phone lines are busy, try calling the local office.

I see what you did there, Dan Jones.

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

Oh, sweetie. How we've missed you.

I heard my people cry and lo! I have come.

This summer's State Fair crop art is going to be WILD

Hey look it's the kind of nightmare scenario that makes me break out in a cold sweat

know what's really good? these squat little stone subway buildings

Alberto Giacometti and Mark Rothko at the Fondation Beyeler Museum, Basel

One of the purest forms of human connection is when everyone sitting at an airport gate hates the same guy

Oof. Tough but true.

The constitution quite clearly gives Congress the power of the purse, a power the Executive branch is pretending it now has.

Or did you not pay attention at all in school?

so you’re saying I should pick up all the mezcal and avocados I’m ever going to want to consume for the rest of my life before tomorrow