ok fine last time trying to make this work

You, 6ft tall, full head of hair: i cant get into these crevices im too big and they snag my hair.

Me, 5'6 and bald, emerging from a crevice: yeah I wouldn't know, man

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

Still a solid 7/10 game though

Maybe they'll get the nikke writers on board next time instead of whatever the hell that plot was supposed to be

Wisdom tooth truther brainrot

Hot dudes lift big weights

Saw them open for Hippo Campus in Vancouver last year, they were awesome

Love the creativity on the fishbowl and refraction

Turns out being laid off actually is kind of cool, if you live in Canada

I prefer to be referred to as a "mayo monkey", thanks in advance

one of us, one of us

"Pay $8 to do a little data scraping, as a treat"

It's like he's trying to divert traffic away from twitter